Comments on BougieLand: Bringing Un-Sexy Back… When Sizzle falls flat.

LOL @ #SkillzFAIL. I like Drake Video/BET MJ Trib...

2010-03-24T10:52:29.715-05:00

LOL @ #SkillzFAIL.
I like Drake Video/BET MJ Tribute fail myself! ;)

Was to much Kimchi , I bet. LOL That will do it ev...

2010-03-24T08:58:37.929-05:00

Was to much Kimchi , I bet. LOL That will do it every time.

My deepest, deepest condolences. Nothing worse. Ok...

2010-03-24T08:57:52.079-05:00

My deepest, deepest condolences. Nothing worse. Okay, there are worse things... but that is bad. You've gone beyond #SizzleKill to #SkillzFAIL <-- yeah, I just make this stuff up

someone you've been diggin on and digs you rig...

2010-03-24T08:45:32.907-05:00

someone you've been diggin on and digs you right back...and ends up being
a) a bad kisser. that's like seeing a shoe on sale, that you love, fits your budget and doesnt fit.
b) bad in bed. like REALLY bad. like when i'm putting my list together of sexual partners, I want to undo/delete from history that it ever happened.

um.. yes this just happened to me recently. *sniff, sniff. (well..except the kissing part..which made the sex part that much more disappointing)

Ewww, do u think he did that deliberately to shut ...

2010-03-24T07:44:04.644-05:00

Ewww, do u think he did that deliberately to shut down the sizzle? Oh boy, that is so gross.

That sizzle can never come back. Your mind will a...

2010-03-24T06:36:36.430-05:00

That sizzle can never come back. Your mind will always go back to that moment that you found them the least attractive and ruin everything, unless you have some "true love bug". I think finding out that your man is a punk is a true sizzle killer. Nothing worse than a man screaming louder than you when he sees a spider or a mouse.

Tiffany
http://liferequiresmorechocolate.blogspot.com

Funkmaster Flex breath is SizzleKill for me in a m...

2010-03-24T06:09:29.505-05:00

Funkmaster Flex breath is SizzleKill for me in a minute! My own husband bet not try to snuggle up on me in the bed with funky breath. I just can't...

Well alright then!

2010-03-24T05:45:35.840-05:00

Well alright then!

I think we all know these things happen, but once ...

2010-03-24T05:37:39.523-05:00

I think we all know these things happen, but once you work up a lot of sizzle, bodily functions, while not fair, will kill yo sizzle. I think it applies mostly to people we don't know. Now hear me out, Mr. Choco-boogies could be your man and what he did still wasn't excusable. But if I'm in a relationship, the same occurrence that Red Diamond experienced wouldn't bother me b/c it's a part of love.

Hey, before we get it on, a fart might kill the sizzle but only for a moment; I'm sure I can rise above all that. I'll just skip certain canine positions is all.

So we're all in agreement that unrestrained bo...

2010-03-24T05:34:30.772-05:00

So we're all in agreement that unrestrained bodily functions are a #SizzleKill?! LOL

I'm not sure if I have any SizzleKill stories ...

2010-03-24T05:33:15.333-05:00

I'm not sure if I have any SizzleKill stories but I have one that seems to fit in that category for me and you all can be the judge. I apologize in advance for any offensiveness that may occur, it's not my intent.

I actually will not go into too many details, I'll give you an overview and you can probably multiply 4 times 7 and piece it all together.

Picture it: Queens, NY; the place is called Dreams. This was back in the days before Grown Mr. was just above Master A status. It was my birthday, my boys decided we would go to Dreams to finish out the night. The place was small and packed tight. There was one particular girl that stood out from the rest...She had command of the place that night, it was her world with full control over the nuts. However, towards the end of the evening as she began her last set, in the lovely white outfit she was rocking, somewhere early in that routine everything came to a screeeeeeccchiiiinnnngggg halt. Y'all can put the rest together for yourselves....green means go...so.....Any Sizzle she had was definitely killed with the evidence to prove it.

truth be told...I actually felt bad for her due to the embarrassment she suffered. But while some 13 yrs later her embarrassment has surely faded...the stain and suffering in my mind remains. Are there any pro-bono therapist out there?

Without going graphic here, you know you are re...

2010-03-24T05:32:48.420-05:00
Without going graphic here, you know you are really in a relationship when (after a few dates at least) one of you passes gas and you can joke about it.

Unless you have kids, there's no reason you ca...

2010-03-24T05:27:35.194-05:00
Unless you have kids, there's no reason you can't turn your cell phone off for a meal. Really no good reason.

I. hate. when. guys. do. that. I understand thing...

2010-03-24T05:26:59.649-05:00
I. hate. when. guys. do. that.

I understand things get out of place and whatnot, but some dudes are WAAAAAAAAYYYY too obvious with it.

You know what though - disclaimer to SizzleKill. M...

2010-03-24T05:20:51.588-05:00
You know what though - disclaimer to SizzleKill. Most of the stuff listed in your story and the comments is a killer at first. By the time you've been with somebody a while, it's not that big of a deal. Although I'm not sure there's ever a good time to dispose of your nose drippings on your clothes...

He just needs to learn how to pick his nose in pub...

2010-03-24T05:19:15.928-05:00
He just needs to learn how to pick his nose in public and play it off...he dug to deep... ha ha ha!

And it's usually that cheap stuff that turns y...

2010-03-24T05:19:11.100-05:00
And it's usually that cheap stuff that turns your stomach and singes your nose hairs.. my mama says "a hint of scent is just enough"

Which brings up another SizzleKill - over cologne/...

2010-03-24T05:06:14.084-05:00
Which brings up another SizzleKill - over cologne/perfume usage. Ugh. Your scent (good or bad) should not create a cloud of funk around you that lingers long after you're gone.

I cosign 100%. Body Odor......Oh hell naw! Nope. N...

2010-03-24T05:02:35.176-05:00
I cosign 100%. Body Odor......Oh hell naw! Nope. Not doing it. Someone please explain to me how a person could be dress all nice and have a nice hair cut and smell like an animal died???? Don't people smell themselves. What makes it worst is when they try to cover it up with cologne . What???? It just makes it worst. 0_0 Super Sizzlekill

I have a definite "teeth" thing. If some...

2010-03-24T05:02:27.797-05:00
I have a definite "teeth" thing. If someone looks (smells) like they have yet to discover dental floss - that's problem.

Love Chante Moore, love this song. How unfortunate...

2010-03-24T05:02:10.318-05:00
Love Chante Moore, love this song. How unfortunate that Chocolate Thunder had no home training. Which is my sizzle kill. Folks with no home training.

Oh Lawd!!!! LOL. I can't believe it...wait.. y...

2010-03-24T05:01:54.428-05:00
Oh Lawd!!!! LOL. I can't believe it...wait.. yes I can. Some do have the nerve to do something disgusting like that. Yes, gas is natural but um...not at the dinner table. I can only imagine what it smells like...eeeeewwwww.

Ego is one thing. Self-absorption something else a...

2010-03-24T05:01:25.158-05:00
Ego is one thing. Self-absorption something else altogether.

While I like a lady to show off what she has (espe...

2010-03-24T05:01:23.780-05:00
While I like a lady to show off what she has (especially if she has a nice body), I prefer she hint at it. I don't need to know all your secrets immediately. Let me discover something on my own. So the woman who steps out in dental floss and a see-through band of fabric - that's a defeinite #SizzleFail

I had a date last week where the guy kept scratchi...

2010-03-24T04:57:01.601-05:00
I had a date last week where the guy kept scratching/adjusting/feel himself... yes there! And not the MJ crotch pop, I mean prolonged touching. And then tried to hold my hand? No sir. No thank you.