Comments on BougieLand: No Shiggity: Holier than Thou folks

there is just too much ratchedassness going on in ...

2010-07-21T13:49:19.347-05:00

there is just too much ratchedassness going on in this bougie tale! My head was already spinning, shootin the side eye at the computer monitor after the "Jesus game tight enough" sentence. I really hope you broke him off a piece of the bougie mind, cuz this dude is a hot shiggity mess!

I am dying LOL and had to read parts to Momstockin...

2010-07-18T00:24:54.075-05:00

I am dying LOL and had to read parts to Momstocking.... reminds me of a reformed man-ho who is now a junior deacon, still sleeping with a couple of women, who think he's going to marry them... SMH

Wow.... I think people really need to define the t...

2010-07-17T23:00:08.200-05:00

Wow.... I think people really need to define the term Christian... I thought that somewhere in there you supposed to follow the teachings of Christ... smh.

As someone who has gotten into a battle of the scr...

2010-07-15T22:30:11.551-05:00

As someone who has gotten into a battle of the scriptures with a guy soliciting money for a "church" at a major intersection near my house, I tend to think we're on the same page. I'll be honest, my first couple of years in this walk were life-changing and eye-opening. I realized that putting anything other than the label of human on folks only leads to disappointment. I'm always leery of those who point fingers, tell you what God told them to tell you and say things that are obviously the opposite of the life they live.

Pope Poke-a-lot...hilarious!

occasional poster here. i know someone this fit EX...

2010-07-15T20:09:26.093-05:00

occasional poster here.
i know someone this fit EXACTLY.
she is of the faith in which women can't wear pants. so she wears skirts year round. (i live in toronto..it gets cold). but the kind of skirts she wears, kinda defeats the whole modesty thing.
fine.
i know that things happen, so i dont care that she had a child out of wedlock (but from what she tells me, her church suurrrre did).

the thing that kills me is the trolling on sites like blacksexfinder for booty calls and sleeping with MARRIED MEN..then in the next breath complaining that she can't find a husband/man and telling me im naive (and stupid) for dating long distance because men can't be trusted...

um. yeah. there's a reason why she's a friend in law.

Please say it ain't so. It's funny how I ...

2010-07-15T20:09:05.280-05:00

Please say it ain't so. It's funny how I know the Lord better than u folks have reasons (bible verses citation ) to justify their bullcrap.
This line is doing extra for my catholic self: "Pope Poke-a-lot" LOL!

Trust, if Brad's got the same church ladies mo...

2010-07-15T18:41:23.999-05:00

Trust, if Brad's got the same church ladies most of us grew up with, they know about all 10 of his ladies.

And don't you know that is EXACTLY what the ch...

2010-07-15T17:42:58.627-05:00

And don't you know that is EXACTLY what the churchfolk are saying: Brad is a good man, he's here every Sunday.

"Jesus made me, he knows my spirit, he kno...

2010-07-15T17:23:33.839-05:00
"Jesus made me, he knows my spirit, he knows my heart." If that isn't the most overused excuse for blatant refusal to do right... SMH
When they know damn good and well that Jesus ain't said nothing about running through hot and cold rotating women

Everybody too bougie to go traditional Hershey'...

2010-07-15T17:23:19.667-05:00
Everybody too bougie to go traditional Hershey's Chocolate Syrup?

Was he with his cousin Reverend Ratchet?

2010-07-15T17:02:05.383-05:00
Was he with his cousin Reverend Ratchet?

See how you checked yourself right there... excell...

2010-07-15T17:02:02.000-05:00
See how you checked yourself right there... excellence. LMAO

I think I met his brother today Deacon Do Right lo...

2010-07-15T16:53:39.170-05:00
I think I met his brother today Deacon Do Right lol

Yeah son, you start with a plastic drop cloth from...

2010-07-15T16:42:53.091-05:00
Yeah son, you start with a plastic drop cloth from Home Depot, then mix up a big bowl of the chocolate pudding jello. You know what? Before Chele boots me outta here, I'll email you.

Wait, wait, wait... that's J-E-L-L-O? or Jelly...

2010-07-15T16:34:15.474-05:00
Wait, wait, wait... that's J-E-L-L-O? or Jelly? Cuz I clearly need to step my freak game up. We talking gelatin or pudding?

...and worst of all, Brad will perpetually be able...

2010-07-15T16:21:36.546-05:00
...and worst of all, Brad will perpetually be able to keep a FLOCK of chicks, because he's "a good churchgoing Christian man". le sigh.

PB and J?! Bwaaahaaaa!

2010-07-15T15:30:47.260-05:00
PB and J?! Bwaaahaaaa!

Penut butter and jello, what, were you out of hone...

2010-07-15T15:18:10.751-05:00
Penut butter and jello, what, were you out of honey? LOL

Side note, Brad actually reminded me of a guy I da...

2010-07-15T14:31:36.148-05:00
Side note, Brad actually reminded me of a guy I dated in college. This guy, lets call him Frank was a bible carrying, singing in the church choir every Sunday and Wednesday, always highlighting and annotating the holy word kind of guy. He was also a man-whore (something I did not know until two years later)!!!! Maybe he is Pope Poke-a-lot's cousin. Anyway, Frank was really into the holy word and also into the ladies(figuratively and literally!!!) However, unlike Brad, Frank became an Atheist instead of trying to justify his sin. When I asked him why he does not believe in God anymore he said "I got tired of feeling bad about myself". Well, at least he is not judgmental!!!!

First, my little disclaimer: I was not "raise...

2010-07-15T14:18:47.851-05:00
First, my little disclaimer: I was not "raised in the church" meaning I did not go every Sunday, though my parents did and I am more spiritual than religious. Having said that, it is such a surprise to me when people who call themselves Christian don't act Christ like, i.e. not judge. Yes, Jesus knows old dudes spirit and has given sister girl forgiveness, but God also gave all of us free will and authority over our lives and taught us how to live by being our example. Me thinks Jesus would not be the judgmental type, even in today's modern world.

"People forget that in the eyes of the divine...

2010-07-15T14:11:39.164-05:00
"People forget that in the eyes of the divine all sin is equal."- So true and Amen to that.

People kill me when they try and twist and turn re...

2010-07-15T13:40:28.738-05:00
People kill me when they try and twist and turn religion. Every religion has a basic set of principles that are pretty black and white across the board. Each also gives the opportunity to repent, ask forgiveness and try to do better. No organized religion I've ever studied says it's okay to only follow the commandments that work for you. That's shady on so many levels. People forget that in the eyes of the divine all sin is equal. If you're sleeping with 10 people, might as well kill 10 too - you're going to have to answer for it all. One day. Okay, I'm off the rant. Sorry. This gets me going.

I have cross paths with too many "holier than...

2010-07-15T12:44:03.213-05:00
I have cross paths with too many "holier than thou" folks. I do my best to stay away from these people. They forget their humans and do make mistakes. a many. hence, lady from chele's church group and Brad. AND WE ALL FALL SHORT of God's glory no matter how "perfect" our lives seem.

A note to the lady: Last time I check, there is ONLY ONE JESUS, so who are you talking about??? What other Jesus is there? I think you are confuse and used Jesus to justify your wrong doing, which is down right direspectful. Period.

I think we've all met Brad's bedhopping be...

2010-07-15T12:26:48.267-05:00
I think we've all met Brad's bedhopping behinds, talking that talk with no walking the walk.

The thing that gets me is that folks liek this tur...

2010-07-15T11:57:22.398-05:00
The thing that gets me is that folks liek this turn people away from faith rather than bringing them to it. Asking you to adhere to a set of standards he isn't living by, memorize verses he clearly hasn't mined the meaning from and sitting in judgment the whole time? Ugh.

With disciples like these...