On the political tip...

If you cannot keep it zipped Mr. Public Official, please delete the paper trail. Epic fail, all the way around. Like a friend of mine used to say, "Get some 007 about yourself!"

This, by the way, is the same guy who came down hard on Diamond Bill when he was caught with Monica, giving a speech about morals and the fabric of America. How's that fabric looking right about now?

Beyond why these folks keep cheating, why do they keep getting caught?