Monday, July 21, 2014

A WTF Ask a Bougie Chick...



Sooooo...

I got a ping on Facebook a month or so back from a woman (we'll call her Isshe - as in, Is She Kidding Me With This!) who wanted to know what I would think about my man spending time in the basement before he came up to bed every night. Wait for it...

He was spending time in the basement watching sex tapes of himself and his ex-mistress. Yep. Isshe wondered if she should read something into that... Oh, and also... Dude (we'll call him WhatTha - you can guess why) had recently "loaned" ex-mistress $10,000 of THEIR money for "reasons he didn't want to share." Isshe and WhatTha have been married for three years and he began this behavior three months ago. Isshe doesn't know what she should do or if she should even be upset. 

So many questions. One - when Isshe called naked-sex-tape-woman (NSTW) an ex-mistress, what does this designation mean? Mistress implies one who is in a relationship with a married man. Was NSTW a former extramarital of WhatTha during this marriage or was he married before? Either way, EITH-ER WAY, it is not cool (So Not Cool) for him to have and watch cocoa videos of him and the ex but especially not before coming to bed with the new. Nawl. 

Next question, 10k? 10 large? Diez mil dolares? My dollars? Even if you are ballin' like that, fund disbursement over $200 must be discussed and agreed upon before it goes out the door. ESPECIALLY to your husband's ex-whatever. Isshe, girl - woman up. You are being played so hard, we should nickname you XBox. I cannot. Surely you know the answers before you wrote in? None of this is okay. Not remotely. By zero stretches of the imagination. But hey, do you...

Then as if she didn't like the answers I had given her, I got another message a few weeks later from someone using a different name asking this:


Um...
*flings monitor off desk*
I'm out. Bougieland, what ya'll got for Isshe?

32 comments:

One Chele said...

If she has to ask for advice on this one I really don't have a thing for her other than a firm 'Good Luck!'.

One Chele said...

I.can't.even.
That she even had to write into you?
She's so lost she doesn't even see the forest, let alone the trees.

One Chele said...

I'm convinced you're being trolled. No one would actually ask this.

One Chele said...

You know...I'm madder about the $10K than I am about them videos. Cause I will straight cut a mofo 'bout my cash monies. Sheeeeiiiittttttttttttttttt.

One Chele said...

God help the willfully stupid.

One Chele said...

I'm sure someone already said it but WHAT PA RT OF THE GAME IS THIS?!?!? I hate when people ask questions any six year-old could answer.

One Chele said...

Honestly you're not loaning/giving $10k of OUR GD money to NOBODY without me cosigning. I have no words for the whole video watching foolishness.

One Chele said...

The money is what slays me. He can do whatever with the sextape, I don't wanna know but the money? Hell no.

One Chele said...

WTF is correct. Come on now. Really? Do you really need someone to tell you that your man is a lying cheating money stealing pig?

One Chele said...

Gurl bye.

One Chele said...

Basement with sextapes - no.
Money to ex - no
Writing in to ask - no
Putting up with foolery - no

All I got is no on this one.

One Chele said...

Yeah, naw. Former MIL tried it asking for 3K and didn't want the former hubs to tell me, so as you know, not to make me upset and stuff...come again? Notice the word FORMER...

One Chele said...

Seriously? Who needs to have it spelled out in bright lights and glitter not once, but twice? Does she need the number to a good attorney to help her to put her affairs in order and to use this as a means of establishing her case? Because, that's really the only reason I can see for the confusion.

Oh, and hey Bougie Family, hey!

One Chele said...

Oh Lord.........Oh Lord...................just................Oh Lord.

Baby girl, I'm just gonna say to this, get a SEPARATE account, get a suitcase, and a good divorce lawyer, because I don't see how this can keep going. I just......nope.

One Chele said...

Dead 3 times at "pre-game warm up"!!!

One Chele said...

Right Sassy!!! The sextapes issue is a hell no but the "my money" issue may very well turn into a "bail fund" issue cause err umm...

One Chele said...

#StraightNoChaser


This is so damn ridiculous that I had to laugh out loud twice! Isshe if this is some for real shit that's taking place in your for real life, then all I can say is that you have presented yourself as a damn fool, hooked yourself a true playa and the all the games have begun. I'm willing to bet you have some old bruises and broken bones to go along with all of this madness. Should you decide to take any of the advice given below, then I can only suggest that you find a local women's shelter or get yourself out of town. CLEARLY this sonofabitch has no respect for you, like none, like not a damn drop! Never have and never will! And you ask should you be upset? Really??? Bye Felicia!


This is some bullshit here!!! My money yo??? Hell to the no the nawl the uh uh the negative!

One Chele said...

Ummmm. Hm. I got nothin.

One Chele said...

Oh wow. Bless her simple little heart.
Yanno...there are many degrees of stupid in love. Many. I'm familiar with a few. But this? Right here? Thiiiiiis is on some new, unnamed level. He would be one sleeping any-dang-where-but-my-house Negro, and broke and divorced to boot. There's no saving some relationships. This is surely one of them.
God bless her healing.

One Chele said...

boo, Isshe, booo

One Chele said...

This is a typical: Don't hate the player, hate the game. Dude is able to get away with all of this mess and the chick is asking twice whether there's a problem? Hmmm. She's not going any where, don't waste time or energy sending divorce attorney referrals.

One Chele said...

This can't be life. And just when I think I want to be married...


In any event, Isshe needs to run-quick, fast, and in a hurry-out the front door and leave WhatTha by himself with those tapes. And can I mention "YUCK!!!"

One Chele said...

Because I am in a mood, I'm not going to mince words.


Isshe stop being so damn stupid!


You see the warning signs, the flashing red lights, you hear the blaring siren and yet you are trying to ignore the bitter truth staring you in the face. So why pray tell are writing to a blog asking the someone to disprove what you already know? Do you really need someone else's approval to pick up your dignity, pride and good sense and walk out the front door?


Isshe stop being so damn stupid!


Your marriage of three years is a sham. And if you didn't realize this from your husband viewing homemade porn of his ex, the lending of $10,000 without your approval should have been the final nail in the coffin.


Isshe stop being so damn stupid!


Pack up your things, consult with a good divorce lawyer, move out and move on with your life.


And stop being so damn stupid!

One Chele said...

One mogin....stop being so damn stupid!

One Chele said...

but.. im confused by the confusion.
like.. what is there to be confused about.
between her and #spreadsheet - what the hell is goings on?? #RIPBernieMac

One Chele said...

*slow blink* What more does she need, a burning bush?!

Oh, and he and the 'ex' are still knocking boots. I HIGHLY doubt he's beating off to just old sex tapes.

One Chele said...

You'd be surprised.

One Chele said...

What is READILY apparent is that he doesn't respect you or your marriage. Not THE marriage, but yours... you are basically in that mofo alone. There is not way 10K is being loaned to an ex anything without IN-DEPTH discussions and justifications. And he's watching old movies of them and keeping old pics that YOU know about? No... someone wishes they were somewhere else. Don't get caught out there and be confused when you find yourself alone in the cold.

One Chele said...

In case you don't understand - stop being a fucking fool!

One Chele said...

Thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family?

Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Jeffrey Dowling,i live in TEXAS,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

Are you passing through any of these problems,

DO YOU NEED YOUR EX BACK VERY FAST

DON YOU WANT YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU AS NEVER LIKE BEFORE

ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM A LONG TIME SICKNESS

ARE YOU FACING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS

ARE YOU SEEKING FOR A GOOD JOB

DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A HOUSE OWNER

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FIRST CLASS GRADE

DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT FIRST IN YOUR EXAMS

ARE YOU A STAR AND YOU WANT TO BE SO POPULAR TO THE WHOLE WORLD

DO YOU WANT TO BE RICH

DO YOU WANT YOUR BUSINESS TO KEEP MOVING

DO YOU HAVE A COMPANY OF ANY KIND AND YOU WANT IT TO EXPAND

DO YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE TO KEEP TO YOUR WORLD

ARE YOU FACING ANY MARITAL PROBLEMS

ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET PREGNANT FOR YOUR HUSBAND

ARE YOU EXPERIENCING MISCARRIAGES ANY TIME YOU TAKE IN

DO YOU WANT TO COMPETE IN ANY LOTTERY GAME

ARE YOU FACING HARDSHIP

HAVE YOU BEEN THREATENED BY SOMEONE

DO YOU WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ANY THING YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON

IS YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER BEHAVING STRANGELY

ARE YOU FACING WITCH CRAFT MANIPULATIONS

DO YOU WANT TO CAST A STRONG LOVE SPELL ON YOUR GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

DO YOU NEED MAGIC POWERS TO DO ANY THING YOU WANT

ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO CHOOSE A LIFE PARTNER

DO YOU WANT YOUR PARENTS TO BE PROUD OF YOU

ARE YOU EXPERIENCING FAILURE AND DISAPPOINTMENT IN ANY THING YOU DO.(ETC)

I will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

One Chele said...

Thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family

Hello to every one out here, am here to share the unexpected miracle that happened to me three days ago, My name is Jeffrey Dowling,i live in TEXAS,USA.and I`m happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she did not love me anymore So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.(bravespellcaster@gmail.com}, So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day what an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who did not call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster . So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

Are you passing through any of these problems,

DO YOU NEED YOUR EX BACK VERY FAST

DON YOU WANT YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU AS NEVER LIKE BEFORE

ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM A LONG TIME SICKNESS

ARE YOU FACING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS

ARE YOU SEEKING FOR A GOOD JOB

DO YOU WANT TO BECOME A HOUSE OWNER

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FIRST CLASS GRADE

DO YOU WANT TO COME OUT FIRST IN YOUR EXAMS

ARE YOU A STAR AND YOU WANT TO BE SO POPULAR TO THE WHOLE WORLD

DO YOU WANT TO BE RICH

DO YOU WANT YOUR BUSINESS TO KEEP MOVING

DO YOU HAVE A COMPANY OF ANY KIND AND YOU WANT IT TO EXPAND

DO YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND OR WIFE TO KEEP TO YOUR WORLD

ARE YOU FACING ANY MARITAL PROBLEMS

ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO GET PREGNANT FOR YOUR HUSBAND

ARE YOU EXPERIENCING MISCARRIAGES ANY TIME YOU TAKE IN

DO YOU WANT TO COMPETE IN ANY LOTTERY GAME

ARE YOU FACING HARDSHIP

HAVE YOU BEEN THREATENED BY SOMEONE

DO YOU WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN ANY THING YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON

IS YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER BEHAVING STRANGELY

ARE YOU FACING WITCH CRAFT MANIPULATIONS

DO YOU WANT TO CAST A STRONG LOVE SPELL ON YOUR GIRL OR BOY FRIEND

DO YOU NEED MAGIC POWERS TO DO ANY THING YOU WANT

ARE YOU FINDING IT DIFFICULT TO CHOOSE A LIFE PARTNER

DO YOU WANT YOUR PARENTS TO BE PROUD OF YOU

ARE YOU EXPERIENCING FAILURE AND DISAPPOINTMENT IN ANY THING YOU DO.(ETC)

I will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website http://bravespellcaster.yolasite.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to “bringing your ex back. So thanks to Dr Brave for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.{bravespellcaster@gmail.com} , Thanks.

james mack said...

My name faith i want to give thanks and i will always give thanks to Dr ogboni who brought back my love that has left me for 6years within 48hours, i have said about this last week but i promised to always tell people about this every week end so that those that did not read about it last will read about it this week, i have been looking for how to get this boy back to my life because i love this boy with the whole of my heart, i could not replace him with any body,one day i was watching my television when i saw a lady giving thanks to Dr igbalu and telling the world how he helped her i was so shocked i could not believe it because i never taught that there are powers that can bring back lost love, then that was how i decided to contact him too because i do really need my love back,when i contacted him i told him everything and he told me not to worry that my love will surely be back to my arms within 48hours at first i could not believe because i was thinking how could somebody that has gone for 6years come back within 48 hours,so then i decided to watch and see,unbelievable within the next 48hours i got a call from unknown number so i decided to pick the call the next thing i could hear was my loves voice he was pleading and begging me on the phone that i should forgive him that i should forget all that have happened that he did not know what came over him,he promised not to leave for any reason, that he was really sorry for what he did,i was so surprised because i never believed that this could happen,so that was how i accepted his apology and the next morning he came to my house and still pleading for me to forgive him i told him that everything is okay that i have forgiven him, that was how we started again and now we are married, i promised to say this testimony in radio station, commenting this testimony is still okay but before this month runs out i promise to say this in radio station and i will,sir thank you very much.World please am begging you people to try and thank this man for me,or if you need his help here is his email address : ogbonispelitemple@hotmail.com , you can still contact me through my email to know more about him.this is my email adress:ogbonispelitemple@hotmail.com .

Name:faith

Country USA

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