Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Know who you're texting if you're sexting... Please!

It was early Thanksgiving morning and my cell phone was blowing up. Knowing that more than likely it was folks sending out their text edition of a Hallmark card, I put the phone on silent to ignore it and flipped over to go back to sleep. When I woke up a half hour later I had over 20 missed text messages. Seriously?

I scrolled from the bottom up: family, family, college roommate, friend, friend, number I didn't recognize. The number I didn't recognize had the caption beside it "something for you to think about" - really? Ooookay. And then foolish me, I clicked to open. The best thing I can tell you is that the picture was high definition. Then again, maybe that's the worse thing. Yes, some random dude sent me a picture of himself from the neck down in all his naked glory.

I didn't recognize him. I flipped to the next text and I guess this dude really wanted to get his point across because he took close-ups off all (ev.ery.one) of his various body parts and sent them along. I skipped to the  last note in the thread and read the following:

"Taneisha, I'm waiting for you to call me."

Oh. So not only did dude send XXX pics of himself before eight in the damn morning but he sent them to the wrong person? 

Of course I decided to have some fun. "Those pictures were supposed to make me call?"

"You were calling out my name last night. Don't even trip."

"Whose name did I say?"

"You're game playing today? You know this is Xxxxxxx."

Ha. Now I knew who it was and I was triply amused. "No, I didn't know it was you. Guess what?"

"What?"

"This isn't Taneisha."

"Who is THIS?"

"Not Taneisha. Happy Thanksgiving to you. LOL!" I turned the phone off. Of course he called, heard my voice and left some ridiculous message. I didn't care. Haven't dated the guy in forever.

But the moral of this story, BougieLand - know thy contact list. Know who you're texting when you're sexting. Please and thank you...

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26 comments:

CaliGirlED said...

Bwahahahahaha!!! *hollers and falls out*

Thanks for the morning laughter Chele!

Fleur DeLissy said...

I needed that laugh!!  Gotsta be mo careful!

Cheryl T. said...

Lol...you have some of the most outlandish experiences, the hits just continue to reoccur in your life.

I for one just can't grasp the whole sexting revolution, nor did I for video taping or risque photos. In the most trusting relationships (and I use that term loosely) the probability of them landing in the wrong hands are high. As we've seen or heard that being played out time & time again.

If one can't appreciate the real thing & flash frame to memory they'd be out of luck.

#justcallmeoldfashioned #noexposureincyberspace

Cheryl T. said...

Lol...you have some of the most outlandish experiences, the hits just continue to reoccur in your life.

I for one just can't grasp the whole sexting revolution, nor did I for video taping or risque photos. In the most trusting relationships (and I use that term loosely) the probability of them landing in the wrong hands are high. As we've seen or heard that being played out time & time again.

If one can't appreciate the real thing & flash frame to memory they'd be out of luck.

#justcallmeoldfashioned #noexposureincyberspace

ShaiUnfiltered said...

jesus on a stick! I need this brother to get it all the way together and wrap it up tight like a burrito. 

I'm glad I finished my coffee or I would have ruined a keyboard

EvolvingElle said...

HEE-LARRY-US!!!! Thank you for my Laugh of the Day!  Heck, this might be the Laugh of the Week!

kiesh said...

LMAOOO! I had a guy I didn't know send me a d*ck pic. Turns out he was trying to text his side piece but didn't have her number stored in his phone, and her number was only one digit off from mine. LOL.

quinne said...

all i can do is laugh out loud... I am going to need people to know who they are texting, i could see sending one text to the wrong person but he sent multiple text to  you, did he consider to look at the number to make sure after he didnt get the response he was hoping for, i know it had to be real awkward considering you guys kicked it...

Caramel Jones said...

FAIL

Jubi The Great said...

And this is why I was telling folks to double & triple-check that recipient before they hit send on those pics! Cause this situation could have been worse - what if he accidently sent it to his mama? #allbad

lessie brown said...

This is awesome. And terrifying.

thinklikeRiley said...

This is why (okay one of the reasons why) I don't keep ex-girlfriends' phone numbers in my phone. There's this magical thing called a com-pu-ter that allows you to sync up your... you know what? Neva damn mind. This boy is failing at life. All life. Foreva.

blackprofessor said...

I got a good laugh and I bet the pics weren't even worth it! Dude probably has a sausage instead of a hot dog and thinks he is doing something, lol! 

(I'll let myself out for the day).

Cheris Hodges said...

And this is why I'm only semi-Bougie because I would've posted the picture and pointed out what was really wrong with it. No one wants to wake up to weenies and no beans. OK. Bye. 

invectiva said...

What the what?!?!

Also, am I the only person who would never ever EVER sext anybody anytime anywhere? I had one gentleman text me that he was all the way down, not playin', and that *already* was too much for me, because... who has these conversations where they can be replayed at a later date for maximum embarrassment and/or disclosure?

Later when I found out he was cohabiting and in a longtime relationship I was all o_O and "Son, I have an iPhone which can screencap your ish. Put the phone down and have a seat."

#teamgrumpyoldbat

chriscogmta said...

i can understand sending a "naughty" text message, you know with words. But sending pics?  I ain't heard of folks doing that ish since h.s.  What's the point?  If i can't remember how you look naked, it's because i'm trying to block out that memory.  

File this under you know you ratchett if.....

lady ngo said...

LMAO...a straight up mess. Unsolicited nudes are not the business anyway.

bashowell said...

But all his parts, tho?  So were you supposed to put it together like a puzzle or...

rozb said...

 This was just all the way hilarious. I darn near had an asthma attack over this!

Leo the Yardie Chick said...

He's lucky he sent that to you, and not, say, his boss.  Makes me so glad I have a regular old phone. I'm free from that bullshigitty. >_<

MsJamie14 said...

LMAO

The fact that you didn't recognize him is also super funny to me. LOL

License to ill said...

I needed this laugh today. I don't understand why folks send unsolicited d*ck picks. Its unnecessary and hella pressed. 

Lisa Rawlings said...

I thank the Gods of Ratchetness for continuing to bless you with such abundance.  I thank you for sharing.  You have a gift.

GrownAzzMan said...

Or his boss.

CorettaJG said...

*le deep sigh* Really?  Really??

Whitney said...

I'm sorry, he knew what he was doing....Taneisha was a good name for him to make up.  Pure ratchet at it's best.

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