Friday, August 26, 2011

Conversation at two in the morning

Two in the morning, a tap on my shoulder.
"Hey"
"Mmmph"
"Michele."
Swatting the air near my ear.
"Woman, wake up!"
"What?"
"Did you finish your post for tomorrow?"
"Nope."
"Are you going to get up and write it?"
"Nope."
"Are you going to blame it on me?"
"Your fault."
"How?"
"Fourth glass of wine."
"I made you drink it?"
"That's my story."
"So no post day in BougieLand?"
"The world will continue to turn."
He flips over mumbling. "You better not say it's my fault."
There's no post today. And it's all his fault. Plus, I know some of you saw the title and the picture and thought this was going to be a whole different kind of post. Ha! Carry on...

38 comments:

Michele said...

You definitely got me with the title.  Oh well, have a good weekend!

Veronica Miller said...

LOL. Too cute.

Nandiehills said...

Ha! This made me laugh out loud.  Make it a great day and weekend.

Lady4Real said...

3N should know by now that it's always his fault, lol.

Lady4Real said...

Pray for us over here on the Eastcoast, we had an earthquake on Tuesday and now a tropical storm/hurricane coming this weekend. If I don't get blown away I'll be sure to comment on Monday.... if sleep doesn't happen on B-n-B, lol.

CaliGirlED said...

You said "Conversation at two in the morning", I thought we were going to hear the China Discussion. Oh well, have a wonderful weekend! LOL!!!...And should any shenanigans, heauxnanigans or foolanigans occur, please be sure to share next week. :-))

DCbywayofCali said...

Right Lady4Real! I was expecting fresh "get us through the hurricane" Bouge.  I need to crack up at something before I start crying when DC shuts all the way down. Ya'll know they can't handle bad weather 'round here.

maureen palmer said...

You are mess. LOL!

maureen palmer said...

This Irene  thought it was a great idea to visit us over the weekend. I better get some groceries

maureen palmer said...

Oh dang! 

blackprofessor said...

I missed the earthquake but it is crazy to have an earthquake and hurricane in one week!  The weather has been totally crazy this year so I feel you Lady4Real.

MsJamie14 said...

Thank you for thinking of us Billy Dee Ninja. LOL. Next time, 4th glass of wine is the reward for a completed blog post. LOL

blackprofessor said...

Maybe all the ladies in Bougieland (myself included) need to recover from seeing Riley's picture yesterday, lol!! Everyone stay dry and safe!

maureen palmer said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjtpp90lu8

Singlelif said...

"2 a.m. tap on the shoulder"...now that's what I'm talking 'bout !!!!

CaliGirlED said...

Praying for my east coast folks! I have some that are near and dear to me in those parts!

CaliGirlED said...

LOL

thinking that... said...

praying for the east coast...

Stephanie Brown said...

Lol.... good one 3N

Earthangel172 said...

hahahahahaha!

Earthangel172 said...

Will do! Be safe and pls don't forget to check in on Monday.

Earthangel172 said...

Have a grand weekend BougieLand! I'm heading out to the Big D!

GrownAzzMan said...

So he held you down and poured wine down your throat? Thats your story?

OneChele said...

Stay safe, cuz!

OneChele said...

Boooo. He went into the kitchen, got the new bottle, opened it and topped off my glass. What's a woman to do?

thinklikeRiley said...

^What he said.

Pure Choco said...

Yeah, I expected something different...

md_KG said...

Too funny. And on a somewhat related note, why the hell is Ron Howard in that vidjo? Talk about misplaced product...LOL. Couldn't Jamie Foxx have gotten other celebs/singers or something? Forest and Jake Gyllenhaal I can barely muster a pass to give but Ron freaking Howard?? No comprende para nada.

GuessImJay said...

I get kicked off twitter for mentioning the cocoa going-ons but Shawn gets to say any damn thing? *crosses arms*

CaliGirlED said...

 Jay when did you get kicked off twitter?

Mykeia said...

I thought the convo was about China too!

Trey Charles said...

Pouting is not gansta.

MsJamie14 said...

*pow* Drops mic. LMAO

Your Girl "C" said...

That's exactly what I thought Shawn.  :)

GammasWorld said...

Oh okay *wink wink* 

kjnetic aka Peter Parker said...

riiiiiiight...
lol

wellp, got my beer, got some anime, bad man nuh worry 'bout a Eye-Reen.

sugahoneyicedtea said...

Wait, I missed it? Dang, chutes and ladders, fudge...

ShawnSoze said...

So you just want to play us stupid? I KNOW this is the disney version. No man is tapping you on the shoulder at 2 in the morning to see if you wrote your blog post.

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