Thursday, June 09, 2011

Sexting - It's not for everyone... please!


I know I said there were only three topics to kill and bury. But here's another: Sexting.

To me, subtle is sexy. I'm of an age where sensuality and attraction is so much of a mind game, I almost (notice I said almost) don't care what you look like. I'm into the context and the conversation and painting with all the colors of the rainbow (not just the cocoa).  I get that everybody's not there yet. With Skype, GTalk and YouTube and videophones and the like, the instant access to see and be seen has clearly gone straight to some folks' heads.

But now it seems, it's not enough to just send a few candid pictures. Now people are flashing the full monty to ev'body. Let the record reflect that if someone ever (ever, ever) says they have naked Michele Grant pictures... they are lying and/or skilled at Photoshop. I don't play with it. One of the ex-fi's had a picture of me completely covered in bath bubbles from the neck down with nothing showing but a foot and an arm and don't you know I zapped it off his hard drive last time I was there? Sure he might have a copy, but he'll have a hell of time identifying that ankle as mine. 

Early in my tweeting days, there was a guy who started chatting with me. The conversation moved to DM (direct message, supposedly private) and then to exchanged cell phone numbers and calls. Before I knew it, there at 9:00am one morning came the triple-chime announcing picture mail. I clicked to open and there was naked genitalia winking at me. In unsolicited and ungroomed high definition. Hold up, playa. I don't know your middle name, your street address or your city of birth yet but I now know more about you than some men I've dated! No. Sir. 

You can't just foist naked pics of your junk on unsuspecting folks. The sun hadn't even set yet. At least let me get an adult beverage and half an impure thought going. I was in business mode. It takes me a minute to switch gears like that. Where is the build up and segue? Where is the romance? Save some of the mystery, please!

In light of WeinerGate and FavreGate and every other gate involving some random dude deciding to overshare; I need to set a few BougeRules if you must indulge in sexting:
1. There's no such thing as internet security - know this before you click send. Once that picture leaves your phone and heads out in the ubersphere, you have no control over it. Sure, the person you sent it to swears they'll delete it but um... we've seen how that works out time and again. Send at your own risk, I'm just sayin'. 
2. By personal request only - I mean the person has literally said "I want to see naked parts of you now, please send candid photos." They didn't hint or giggle or suggest, they actually asked to see your naked body. Don't just spring that on folks. TMI. TMI! 
3. Mutually agreed upon disposal method - what happens to that picture after the other person receives it? Have you talked about a "NOT sharing is TRULY caring" policy? This bears discussion. I'd hate for you to be flipping though someone's blog and see a picture of yourself doing a nekkid spread eagle split, waving around a Grey Goose bottle, blowing kisses at the camera. Get the ground rules straight up front. 
4. Know what you look like - I'm sorry to say this but not everyone looks good naked. Think about it. Ladies, there's a reason some of us wear support garments. And fellas, don't ever hold a ruler there unless you have something to really be proud of. O__o
5. Tighten your game up - Even if you do look good naked, have you uh... groomed thangs? No one likes to see ashy, rusty, wild kingdom in 300 pixels or better. Nuff said. 
6. And last but not least - if you are a public figure (elected official, celebrity, member of the CLERGY!!!) or if you are in a committed relationship to someone other than whom you plan on sexting - Just. Don't. Do. It. I don't need another tear-stained "I know I've let you down" press conference in my world. 
On a serious note - I got an Ask A Bougie Chick letter the other day from a thirteen year old girl. First, I told her she really doesn't need to be reading BougieLand until she skates up past age sixteen but second, her letter frightened me to death. She said that the boys at her school told the girls that they will only go out with the girls that send naked pictures to them for "pre-evaluation." The hell you say?

I hipped her to some reality and told her to (first tell an adult about this nonsense) and then introduce the boys to terms like "child pornography" "underage sex offender" "unsealed youth record" "predatory sex acts" and things to that effect. And then I let her know that she had some prepubescent punks trying to run game. If she gathered the girls up and they united in a "heckie naw and I'm telling" campaign, the entire script would be flipped. What's wrong with these children?! 

That is all. That's the sum and total of what I have to share on sexting. Whatcha got, BougieLand? Do you sext? To whom and why? Got any "when good sexting goes wrong" stories? Thougts, opinions, commentary...

89 comments:

Michele said...

I just don't get it and probably never will.  Do women really think pics of a guy's junk is sexy?  Or are some men just that deluded?

David Parrish, Jr.(Inkognegro) said...

Leave it to Chele to take routine and thoroughly common sense practices and make it entertaining.  

And to all of you itching to Sneak preview "Johnson: Raw and Unafraid" based on some of the comments you see of your female Followers and all the pictures of a similar ilk they get:

If they are discussing them in the public square, then there is a similar lack of respect to what you experience around the poker table/Barbershop/etc.  

But what do I know?  Carry on, "gentlemen".

Kim (✿◠‿◠) said...

To each is own, but i  just simply don't get it. Or people who video their private encounters.

maxfab said...

Because I am a habitual line-stepper, I've been known to break rule #2 and just spring a nudie photo on someone out of nowhere. But I'm a G so I can get away with it - I don't recommend this for just anybody.

maxfab said...

*raises hand slowly*
I find pictures of a man's junk really really sexy. Like - really sexy.

Brneyed1 said...

#5 made me choke on my coffee and make some awful noise that apparently made my co-workers think I was dying! Two of them rushed into my cubicle to check on me. Thank goodness I'm reading this on my phone and not my work PC...

rozb said...

Not a good look for grown-A folks in this day and age, especially since what goes on the internet, stays on the internet. First it was some "celebrity" sending junk, boob, or crotch pics, then being "outraged" that it "leaked" to the public. Then ordinary folks got in on the action. I guess nothing is private or sacred any more. Second, why are folks so tempted to flash the world? Putting the raincoat guy out of business. But seriously - with all the revealing of every nook and cranny, it is making us a very jaded, cold, and emotionless society.

And guess what? On June 23rd, Sprint will be selling an EVO Android phone with 3D capability. You can now take and share 3D pics and video. So, not only does it pop up on your screen - it can come right at you. Now you can be grossed out in three dimensions.

Man's World said...

Uh.. I don't believe I properly introduced myself.

Man's World said...

It's not for everybody and number 4 & 5 need to etched into cell phones as warning labels.

Andrea M said...

I have no problem with naked junk, unless it looks nasty, deformed, inadequate or discolored.
Chele, am I oversharing?

Joy Andrews said...

Dancers are kind of used to seeing each other all up close and personal so it's not a big issue for me. But when a 65 year old splotchy dude sends a "personal" pic unsolicited - it throws you off. And ruins your appetite. And burns your cornea. 

Lady Ngo said...

I think number 2 is more of a guy-to-girl issue. I wouldn't want to be accosted by random pics of peen but i doubt that a man will take issue with a chick sending him pics of her naughty bits (assuming she looks even halfway decent.)

blackprofessor said...

This is exhibitionism at its finest. I believe that social networking (Twitter, Facebook) has brought narcissists out of the closet resulting in a lack of discretion and self-censoring.  IMO, things will only get worse.

This doesn't work for me because I need mental game. If a man can make love to my head, the physical will be on and popping!

maureen palmer said...

#6  should be bolded and posted in Congress/senate floor/state goverment/local govt

"To me, subtle is sexy. I'm of an age where sensuality and attraction is so much of a mind game, I almost (notice I said almost) don't care what you look like. I'm into the context and the conversation and painting with all the colors of the rainbow (not just the cocoa)".   *Tabernacle*

Yes, I will not send  nekkid pics to anyone. NEVER. Even if you trust receiver to keep it under tight wraps, you  still can't be too  sure; they can lose their cell phone or laptop. Sheesh..

What is going on in these schools  obliterates even the sane mind.  My cousing got his facebook  page at the age of 14 and I used to be on it like white on rice. The one day I saw these girls posting pics on his page with their tops lifted. Never mind the conversation that was goin on  his TL. My jaws drop and  posted something on his wall immediately.  These kids do not realize the effects of these things on their future.
I know of  a local organization that goes to local  middle and high school talking to  the kids about the effects of sharing too much information over these here innanets.
 

maxfab said...

Hi there :)

rozb said...

"...Even if you do look good naked, have you uh... groomed thangs? No one likes to see ashy, rusty, wild kingdom in 300 pixels or better. Nuff said." I am turning beet red trying not to guffaw at my desk! And why are parts ashy and rusty? o_O Keep in mind guys - sometimes everything needs lotion or at the very least cocoa butter.

Chele - my head is now stuck with an ungodly, funky visual. I need some Shemar Moore shirtless pics stat! 

rozb said...

This should be a public service announcement.

maureen palmer said...

I went to a boarding school and chics would just roam the hallways nekkid.  First day in school was a nightmare.

Nicole said...

Like Ray Charles in the beginning of "Hit the Road Jack".........wrong!.......wrong!!......wrong!!! After being scarred in the cornea and having the awful experience of being present when someone masturbated on IM (don't ask me how he could type and do it at the same time), I jes know DON'T.DO.IT. period.

People are still forgetting that no matter what you do on the innanets, it is stored somewhere and can jump and bite you in the tuckus!! I self-censor myself now even on Facebook becuase of that. And unlike most people when a new video drops I don't want to see your bits either so from Paris Hilton down I haven't seen it! Death to the  mainstream media for showing me without my consent pictures of Anthony Weiner's sausage!! 

Natasha Hunter said...

Welp...
 
I think people that are artistic might indulge a little more than other folks.  A slope of the hip, a curve of a thigh, or breast silhouette and other tastefully nude photos are ok. Sexting can be great as long as the parties communicate effectively.
 
Because I have a Father, brother and uncles, I say the "flexibility demonstration" photos should be extra-carefully considered. If you're doing the most (especially unsolicited), please be aware that you are most likely going to be a spectacle for all to behold. Also pics with co-stars should be avoided for the same reason.
 
As far as video... sometimes people like to check themselves out, who am I to tell anyone what's right or wrong in their bedroom (as long as it's legal)... just keep positive control over that stuff and perform regular inventory, LOL

Natasha Hunter said...

I have recieved pictures where I was like  "Are these coconuts!?!" "Is this an elephant's trunk?"  
 LOL... So, so not hot.

Mykeia said...

I don't do the sexting thing...not going to happen.
Dead at number four, just dead.
Thank you for posting the information from the 13 year old girl, it is so sad but true.  I tell my 16 year-old godson REPEATEDLY: You can be charged as a sex offender in this state and that label does not leave depending on the charges.
How did this sexting become so popular?  Maybe I am too shy/afraid/level headed to participate.

SingLikeSassy said...

I need to lay down with a cold compress after reading the stuff about the 13-year-old. I'll be back to comment when I can breathe again.

rozb said...

 "Are these coconuts!?!" "Is this an elephant's trunk?" 

x_O So dead @ this comment.

Penny said...

 These type pics just do not appeal to me.  Even worse, from people you don't know or have never even met?  Eech!!

A good friend was communicating with a guy she met online. (This was before Twitter and before Facebook was open to all.)  They decided to "meet" via web cam.  To put it delicately, the first view of the guy she saw was NOT his face.  I will just say he was "live and in living color."  Yes, they were both adults, but still...

Please add to No 6-If you even think that you might have a future in politics or other high profile profession (clergy, entertainment, etc.) or a profession where a negative reputation can derail your chances (education, etc.) keep your clothing on at all times when taking pictures.  Digital is forever (at this point anyway.)  As a poster mentioned a few days ago, all Tweets are maintained by the Library of Congress.  Just what you need to have in the middle of your aspiring political career-a Tweet from a LOC archive, in which you are showing all your glory (or as Roz B put it-glory without cocoa butter.)

SingLikeSassy said...

OK, I am back. No one has ever sent me an X-rated photo, thank the baby jeebus, and I haven't sent any. NMS.

GrownAzzMan said...

*fist bump* No shame in your game...LOL

GrownAzzMan said...

Extra credit for "naughty bits"

sol_dier said...

I really like nude pictures. so this book sits on my coffee table: http://www.amazon.com/Beautiful-Nudes-Marc-Baptiste/dp/0789306468

There's a certain beauty in discovering things in an intimate setting. I get confused by the naked pic. Like okay... what am I supposed to do with this?. I see it, I can't do nothing with it. Back to the coffee table books.

P.S. If you must send a nude pic, nothing above the neck. they don't need all of that.

Cherelle D. Mattox said...

I totally agree with you about sexting. However, what if it is within the boundaries of marriage? Would the same rules apply?

For example, husband or wife is away on a business trip, etc. and the other half sends a sext msg to keep it spicy or remind the other what's waiting at home when they get back. Just want to know what BnB thinks about that.

sol_dier said...

I went to a boarding school as well, but it had the opposite impact on me. But then I grew up in a liberal household. 
- I'll stop there as i'm in danger of TMI lol

FreeBlackMan said...

Nothing wrong with a little preview. (Provided rules 1 - 6 apply!)

Grace said...

I will admit that when maintaining a long-distance relationship, naked Skype happens. But since it really didn't make up for the real thing and was a little to the awkward side, we went back to heavy breathing on the phone. ;-)

Jasmine Girl said...

I'm cool with the nakey-nakey as long as both parties know it's coming. Like you said, Chele - Let me get an impure thought going before you spring that on me. 

David Chase said...

Who has the sudsy bathtub pic? Inquiring minds want to know.

rozb said...

With all the hacking of folks' accounts and stuff, it is still risky, though. Why not take a pic, print it out on your home computer, and tuck it in between his shirts or something? That way, you don't have to go online or through someone's server, and you can have a private moment with your S.O.

thinklikeRiley said...

Nekkid iz Natural.
Share the bounty.

JustPassingBy said...

The look on the chick's face in the picture is priceless. She is sooo not feeling it. Ha!

bashowell said...

Him: What r u up to?
Me: Nothing much.  Just doing some reading.
Him: *franknbeansfranknbeansfranknbeans*
Me: O_o What am I supposed to do with that?

I'on know why he acted all hurt...

mutemia said...

I'm dying at half these responses. Yeah, given the likelyhood of it blowing up in my face, I will not be sending out naked pictures. Not sure if I'm interested in receiving them either unless rules 1-6 have been adhered to and tastefully done.  I like nudity as well, but I prefer more umm artistic shots, not the one you took during  little personal massage time. A guy early in the relationship or I just meet sending me dick picks with solicitation, that's another deal breaker.
Whew on to serious business. As the thirteen year girl,  I used to be shocked, but now I'm just horrified for these kids current lives and futures. Underage kids have no business sending out these types of pics, but going hardcore and charging them with child pornography and exploiting themselves is horrible. Yeah, the kids who send it to everyone in the school to bully someone or destroy their reputation should get in trouble for harassment.

JaymeC said...

Some young chick in MrC's office decided to get out of pocket and send my husband "artistic" pictures of herself to his email. Come to find out, she sent pictures to about ten men in the office and my husband is the only one who went to HR on her behinds. She was dismissed.
#TeamYouBettaHandleItOrIWill

Mr. Skyywalker said...

I'm a teacher, can't play with it.

William Martin said...

*points and laughs*

William Martin said...

Classic Riley.

Natasha Hunter said...

Well she was out of pocket.  You can't send ANY photo's (artistic or not) to someone else's artist...

William Martin said...

My rules:
Cocoa butter is everybody's friend.Lighting is always critical.
Don't start none, won't be none.
Bedroom physique is completely relative.
Don't ask, don't tell.

Natasha Hunter said...

Cuz homey looks like her lil' brother! LOL

William Martin said...

Sounds like a medical problem.

Jazzy Jazz said...

THE HELL! She should have gotten fired. SMH at these females

William Martin said...

*waves*

William Martin said...

Shots fired at #inadequate
Ouch.

Jazzy Jazz said...

Im all for it in the case of marriage. But I think Rozb has a good point.

Jubilance said...

I'm not a fan of unsolicited pics AT ALL. Can I get some warning first? Especially since my BB automatically displays the pic when its sent via text or BBM - once I open the message, I see the pic. And if I just met you Friday, I'd prefer to not see your wang so up close & personal on Saturday morning, thanks.

Mina B. said...

Hell to the NAW for me! When I was married I had to tell the hubs NO WAY on the nekkid pics/videos. I can do a sexy pic but my goods will be covered. You just never know who's hands it will end up in. I remember when we first started dating I found a naked video his ex sent him. I'm certain she never intended for me to see/have access to it and had I been a much more vindictive person I could have posted it on the internet or sent it to her colleagues as revenge for some of the shenanigans she pulled. (Now that I think about I probably should have....heifer!) Anywho that day I decided that I am NOT THE ONE for the this type of "romance". #teammyjunkwillonlyberecordedinthemindsofthosewhoseseenit

rozb said...

This is how a grown-A man handles it! Well-done, Mr. C.

Mykeia said...

Okay...I will come clean...the spouse was out of the country for three months two years ago...I sent two pictures via text and he deleted them but it did help to keep things spicy and made his trip more bearable...outside of marriage, would not happen for me.

Mykeia said...

BnB fam and the cocoa butter comments today!

All Honey said...

I have a "when good sexting goes bad story"! Met a guy at a business conference and we knew we wanted to get to know each other better. So we were doing the long distance thing and eventually he sent the peen pics. I'll admit I was impressed. That thing looked like the Mt Kilimanjaro of peen (the adventurous have to try and climb it at least once)!

When we finally got to the same city and got down to the cocoa - whomp, whomp, whomp. He had bait and switched me ya'll. There is NO way that the uh... dimensions in that pic were accurate if they were even his at all. Object may appear larger in pictures, my ass! Now that ain't right. That just wasn't right. Sister looking all forward to a foot long and out comes breakfast sausage? I was hot! And not in a good way.

Earthangel172 said...

1 of 10....Damn, can you say thirsty?!

What is the world coming to?

 I'm glad your hubs went to HR because if he hadn't and I were you, I would of broke my foot off in her....whew...let me stop.

OneChele said...

Exhibit A for why we're killing this topic: That thing looked like the Mt Kilimanjaro of peen (the adventurous have to try and climb it at least once)!
SMH!!!

Trey Charles said...

Are we swapping cocoa butter stories? Cuz I have one that -
When is #BnBAfterDark again?

OneChele said...

We see ya'll, let her get her pinky toe into the BnB shallow end before ya'll swarm on her. Sheesh!

MichelleG said...

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MichelleG said...

Not sure why my comments are looking crazy - just wanted to add for all to pay heed. The 13 year old that wrote in is not an exception (although it breaks my heart everytime I talk to a young girl that repeats the same nonsense). These kids today are doing things they are so not ready for nor do they appreciate the long term (life time) effects their choices could possibly have. Doing something for your boyfriend? I can understand youthful thinking that that "we gonna be together for ever". Sexting as a prerequisite for inclusion in some lil boys porn game? GTFOOH. 

sol_dier said...

1) Words are really powerful, and a sext can be made up of words
2) I would still be cautious & say no to pics with my face in view.

OneChele said...

Disqus is tripping, no worries.

blackprofessor said...

 Dead at "Sister looking all forward to a foot long and out comes breakfast sausage?" LOL! Unfortunately, I have seen a one too many breakfast sausages myself!

Sarah said...

I have been completely dismayed by the story this last week of the antics of the NY Congressman so much in fact that it has left me almost speechless. Where are the grown ups? He is year younger than I am. I find reading my news on the Internet convenient, but weeks like this, I want to go back to the paper and the radio.

I don't want naked pictures of a man's private parts on my phone EVER. I mean NEVER ever. I'm currently on a leave of absence for some undetermined amount of time from men and relationships. I'd like to think my days of romance are not over. But there is no way it is ever going to happen again if this is how it goes these days.

I'm glad you gave the young girl some guidance. I hope she listens you to.

SpkTruth2Pwr said...

Ummm what!?  That ask a Bougie Chick question by the 13-year-old-girl floored me.  Crazy.

On another note, I have a question about this Rep. Weiner situation that you used as an example, and then a comment.

Was it really that serious?  Maybe I missed something about his whole situation, but was it just a shot of his chest?  You can find racier pictures of leaked photos of Barack Obama at the Beach.  Perhaps I don't have the full story, but is this really sexting or sensationalism in the case of Weiner?

LikeLena said...

Pic I saw was Weiner's weiner in undies and at half mast.
Plus there was the whole "it's not me" "oh you know what, it was me. my bad"

LikeLena said...

BWAHAHA!

rozb said...

Nothing worse than the bait and switch. Just like they say "Show me the Car Fax", we should be able to ask "Show me the Penis Fax". With a Car Fax you are guaranteed the condition you are told the car is in will be the truth, so...just sayin'...

Tonda Williams said...

There is NOTHING about naked photos via text that I find erotic.   Its tacky and simply EWE!  TRUST that the MOMENT I get a hankering for it, I will FIND a way to get it in LIVING COLOR. I neither want or need photos of it.....OH and you will NOT get photos of me either, so PLEASE take LOTS of Gingko Biloba, Green Tea, Vitamin E and Carrots for your MEMORY....

GrownAzzMan said...

Two words: CONSENTING ADULTS. That.Is.All.

GrownAzzMan said...

Uh-huh

Jesse said...

yep. I'm going to take Chele's word from the panty post "ain't nobody's business if I do"

GrownAzzMan said...

Lena is right about the details but I agree that this whole thing has been blown way out of proportion.

GammasWorld said...

Shoot I grabbed the Polaroids from a night of playful games that I uh ... well anyway no digital.  PERIOD.   Why those mentioned in #6 do it is beyond me and I'm not even thinking about hackers ... all it takes is one ill timed "I'll call you back later and then don't" to piss somebody off and bam you're all over Facebook as a dog, tease, etc.  Reminds me of the "To Catch a a Predator" shows I watched (every single one).  The men that took the bait weren't famous (til they got caught on the show) but it amazed me of the number of seeming-upstanding men that actually went to the houses.  A teacher from my home town of Cincinnati got busted in that sting and he taught kids that were the age of the bait he was going to meet.  

Shah said...

I love sexting but it only happens with my significant other. I know he likes pics so every now & then I send them ... but my face is never shown. I don't particularly care for the peen pics so, I'm good without them. I love when he sends hot & steamy messages though, so that's what I get.

Something really hot though was when I had erotic pics taken & I put them in a book with my poetry as accompaniment - I got two thumbs up for that can he can flip through whenever he wants.

Unfortunately, I am not surprised about the question from the 13 year old. Not after I read about the middle school girl who sent a pic to a boy & he and another girl distributed it to the entire school. IT shocked me then & I immediately had a conversation with my 12 year old son. We just have to keep talking to our young sisters and guiding them.

AppleBerryMIA said...

I'm a lit freak - put it words and then follow it with actions. I don't need the pictures in between.

Carey Jackson said...

I don't mind a little sexting between sig/oth, it's when a total stranger starts giving you phone porn that you have to step back to reassess your life. Like Chele, I need a little buildup. I can't go from Hi my name is Carey to Here look at my private parts. Gimme a minute.
The ex and I used to swap pics but after we broke up, I'm totally paranoid that he kept them somewhere. Good thing I'm not famous or running for office!

Leo the Yardie Chick said...

I decided from as far back as the Pam/Tommy sex tape that this whole nekkid on celluloid (or whatever material they use) business is not for me - and I wasn';t even around the age to be thinking of getting nekkid with anyone when Pammygate broke! That's too much ample black-mail material, if you ask me.

As for the teenaged girl's dilemma - THE HELL?! I hope no girl was insecure/chickenhead enough to fall for that line of shiggity! In fact, I'd turn it around on those boys. See how fast they drop that genius idea.

SpkTruth2Pwr said...

Oh...well in that case...yeah...

I do agree that I was much more dismayed by his fervent denial now that the truth has come out.  I mean he was really going in on people for accusing him of this.

C Nelson said...

The two most abundant things in this universe for any female-bodied person who presents as female are air and hard d*ck. Men really should just assume that whichever woman is in question can see one anytime she wants to, and that she's not interested in seeing theirs unless they've done the work to make her want to see theirs. The wonderful thing about that is, once they've done the work, they won't need to take a picture. One of those penis-cast vibes, maybe, but not a picture -- she'll want the real thing, and it won't even matter much if it's a little shy of six inches or it's been a while since the last trimming. As for women -- I don't even know. It used to be video tapes, but your video tapes didn't wind up on national TV unless you were famous. These days, any fool with a cellphone camera can throw it all on YouTube and make you famous. Or notorious, anyway. Have some common sense -- you're only all good if they don't have tape, pictures, or DNA evidence, y'know?

aishao1122 said...

Hey Chele, at least she was 'classy' enough to run that scenario by someone, and she was smart to want to reach out, i hope she takes your advice, on this one i have to say I run with my Grandmere's advice "If you wouldn't show it, say it, or do it with Jesus, you don't need to be doing it, showing it saying it to no body else" or as she  was also well known for saying " If it came out and the whole town knew, would you be able to hold you head up?? 'cause if it's done in the dark it will eventually come to light"

Mykeia said...

"The two most abundant things in this universe for any female-bodied person who presents as female are air and hard d*ck."...dead, just dead!

JojoRaze said...

Great words of wisdom from your grandmother.

Marioned said...

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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