Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Just yell at a bougie chick? Really?


I was going through emails making sure I haven't missed any requests or Ask a Bougie Chick questions. For the record, I've missed quite a few. I'm working on it, hang in there. But while get my peruse on, my eye fell across a few letters with interesting subject titles. One was literally entitled "Truth you need to hear about yourself" and the other had the subject "Go to Hell" - now that's just wrong on so many levels.

After reading a few lines of both, I've decided they are in a category new to BnB: Yell at a Bougie Chick. (Let's hope this doesn't become a thing) Take a peek at some excerpts and see what I mean..
Hey Chele,
I guess you're doing your thing but I think the overall message you are sending to people is irresponsible and elitist. You put up these posts acting like being a stuck up snob is something to aspire to. I don't think you're better than anybody else and the sooner you get over yourself the better. You're not that cute, your boyfriend's not that hot and your books have no social value at all..

I only started reading you because I thought you were about something but you are really in it for you. I hate people like you. I've had to put up with that my whole life.

{...three more paragraphs of the same} So in closing, I'm unsubscribing, unfollowing and throwing out the book I bought. Good luck in your self-absorbed life.
-CPW
Ummmm, well let me digest some of that. Okay then.

Hey CPW, you may call me Ms. Grant since you took kind of a tone with me right out the gate there. Irresponsible? Elitist? You lost me. Did you read any of the Bouge Rules? Sounds like you have me confused with someone who stole your lollipop and threw it in the mud at recess... in kindergarten. I don't feel any need to defend myself to you, I'm not sure I'm who you're mad at. As for the books/blog posts: love 'em or leave 'em alone. But the man? He's hella-hot, hate if you want to. Thanks for sharing, OneChele

Next up, Allen... who swears I ruined his relationship.
My girlfriend reads this f**king blog every damn day like it's her Bible. And now she thinks that I don't do enough for her or period. She's not happy with my job or my clothes or my eating habits or our sex life which she has started calling cocoa thanks to your inane made up chatter. She was perfectly happy with me before she started reading you and now nothing is "fabulous" enough for her. This is bullshit. I'm blocking your web page and you should be ashamed. She bought one of your books this weekend, guess what I'm using to start the bar-b-q? -Allen
Hey Allen, not to rile you up any further but I suspect your girl was unhappy long before she happened upon BougieLand. I'm catching a whiff of insecurity wafting from your direction. Also, the correct term is bullshiggity - just a little more of my inane made up chatter. "Fabulous"? I rarely go on about fab life, bougenificence? Yes. By the way, censorship of your girlfriend's reading/web material is just wrong. For the record, they did print more than one copy of my books. You may go out and purchase each and every one in your metropolitan area and have a massive bonfire. Hope things get better for you, OneChele

Am I the ONLY one who hates when people feel the need to announce that they are leaving? Just go. We'll survive. Did BougieLand break up Allen's happy home? Do ya'll have thoughts on CPW's haterade-fueled rant? Do share...

159 comments:

Leon X said...

I believe I said this to you on Twitter the other night. Sixth letter of the alphabet 'em.

Tshayes323 said...

I HATE when people feel the need to announce that they are leaving. It always reminds me of my retail days when angry customers would say "I'm never coming back to shop here!" Yeah, you're actually doing me a favor.

MochaMama42 said...

Just leave, CPW & Allen. It's similar to people "announcing" on FB they're deleting their page. They want you to beg them to stay. 

Michele said...

Wow.  So much hate in the world.  And for what??  People really need to get over themselves.

maureen palmer said...

I have been reading this post for a while and  "irresponsible", "elitist" & "snob" is not it CPW. If BnB is not your cup of tea, just let yourself out and miss us with all that chatter. BTW, CPW  bitterness is not good for your skin
Allen, for real tho? Your argument is very elementary and you come out as very controlling which is  very scary!

Veronica Miller said...

Every time someone says they're tired of you "writing about your fabulous life," I think to myself, "Wow. Class resentment is real."

Wasn't there another fella sometime back complaining about his girlfriend wanting more after reading the blog?

DesertBlack said...

HATER ALERT!!!

Chele, I have designed for you a special "Hater Repellant" device. Don't worry it will work, I am privy to special technology developed at "Area 51". Keep your eye out for the FedEx truck ... it will be there soon.  :)

Sarah said...

It is as it is. I'm skilled at pushing the delete key, turning off the TV, or whatever is necessary from time to time to tune out. Everybody needs people to keep them humble and call them on their b.s., but it isn't random strangers. I don't get hate mail, since ....uh... nobody knows who I am. I ain't THAT Sarah. But I have, of course, encounter my share of people wishing to pick a fight or disagree with me in an aggressive way. My way is compassion. I know these things come from a place of unhappiness in that person. I don't take it personally.

By the way, Allen reminds me of that guy from Florida that wrote you at some point about his wife reading the blog and wanting changes. Did you ever hear anything more from him or his wife?

Mykeia said...

Woooooooooowwwwww...
I am always amazed when people take the time to tell another adult that they don't know "you think you're this" or "you're not that cute"...it just shows where your level of maturity is.
I think that some of the postings here are common sense with a twist of humor, reality, dignity and class.  Are these things too high to aspire to?  If they are to then, well to borrow a phrase from this blog, "You are failing at life."
***Ummm...your man...well I believe that there have been a few ladies in the BnB fam that have held e-crushes for/on him, he's not bad to look at...AND talking about someone else's man...well that's how people end up getting cut.  ( I know not bougie but...)
As for the angry man...sounds like he's not comfortable with change and elevation and that his woman wants more out of life...just sayin'...
Girl, I know that you will keep doin' you!  I love the blog and the commenters like I said before this blog reminds me that there are some women out there like me...sadly they don't live in my city.
I will be checking comments all day today...I know that the BnB fam will be goin' in today...

SingLikeSassy said...

Everything ain't for everybody. Bye. *slams door, returns to party*

sol_dier said...

CPW :  I'm going to be gentle, even though you don't deserve it.
What exactly is Ms Chele supposed to be 'in it for'? Should her blog be some benevolent advocacy for '8 killer steps to bougify you and yours'?.
You are looking for acceptance in the wrong place, you should be looking for it within you.

ALLEN: 
Your girlfriend didn't leave you, she expressed dissatisfaction with the 'current state of affairs' Most people would 'fix up' instead you are looking at everyone else to blame. 
Be better, do better. Fail faster, fail better but damn it: Don't settle for the 'okey dokey'For both of you, the problem lies within. no-one can make you feel bad unless you give them the power to. Seriously, you do better guys. be better.

Le huge Sigh!

SingLikeSassy said...

*opens door and yells down the hallway*

Actually, I have more to say (last word-itis kicked in, Imma get myself into that 12 step shutthehellup program real soon). I get tired of folks acting like there is only ONE way for people to live/be/talk/express themselves. If you don't like what Chele is serving up, move your mouse over to that red X in the upper righthand corner and *click* it, then start your own blog and type to your heart's content.

Thanks and bye. *slams door again, dougies back to party*

sol_dier said...

I know how it feels to be accused of something which you have no control over simply by defining your life. or accident of birth. The expectation for me not to be well read or spoken, or people who take affront to my choice of books! (yes books). 

Caught hell for reading russian authors, caught hell for reading comic books *shrugs* either way I couldn't win. So I stopped trying. I just do me. Haters gon hate!I just want to say, you are fabulously beautiful individual.Can we have a day of saying nice things about and to each other on bougeland?

maureen palmer said...

As POTUS once said , "" that we are not constrained by the accident of birth but can make our lives what we will."

Mykeia said...

Love this!
Co-sign => I just want to say, you are fabulously beautiful individual.
FTW! => Can we have a day of saying nice things about and to each other on bougeland?

Pretty Primadonna said...

This may be elitist and irresponsible...but....LMAO at Allen.  Boy, please.

GrownAzzMan said...

Really? Really? And you should care what they think why exactly? I didn't know this had become gospel. If it is I am sure some folks are behind on their tithes and offerings. I have always said that when someone starts a sentence with "You think you're..." they are telling you more about how they feel about themselves then anything about yourself. Project much. As for these two letter writers and any others of their ilk, I say simply click the link and let CeeLo tell them what time it is in the most NSFW (Not Safe For Work) way...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

CaliGirlED said...

Dammit of all days I have to do some work!!! But I'll be back.

To Allen, let me just say this real quick, "When you know better, you do better". Your girl has been exposed to what real men AND women do, expect and accept, and now she wants better.

Represent BougieLand, the Massah is calling CaliGirl to the cotton field....Yes suh massah I's a comin rat nah suh!

GrownAzzMan said...

Ok Chele, I promise I am gonna join Sassy in the lastworditis 12 step program in a minute but before I go I need to leave y'all with some Katt Williams. Once again NSFW (I guess I am on one this morning but a brother gets like that when someone attacks the fam) I will let myself out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NwouN_KigY

CaliGirlED said...

Yeah Leon I didn't have to count this time! LOL!!! I was right witcha!

lawsoncomp said...

Well, that gave me a good laugh. I hope those folks don't develop a haterade dependency. If so, I'm sure there's 12 step program for that. 

CaliGirlED said...

"If BnB is not your cup of tea, just let yourself out and miss us with all that chatter. "...Bye, I'm leaving, I'm going, you'll never see me again, I mean it, I'm not coming back, you're gonna miss me... GTFOH!!!

CaliGirlED said...

 You are insane! And I love it!

rozb said...

CPW: You put up these posts acting like being a stuck up snob is something to aspire to.
Translation: I need to bump up my social skills and standing (Placing an order for skrimps and red Kool Aid at the greasy spoon down the street from her "dwelling")
CPW: You're not that cute.
Translation: She's got curly hair, great skin, and is attractive (CPW looking at her own dun-lap around the waist, split ends, and raggedy house shoes)

CPW: Your boyfriend is not that hot.
Translation: Damn, your boyfriend is that hot (CPW spewing expletives while she slurps her hate-flavored Cup-O-Soup she picked up with her skrimps and Kool-Aid)

CPW: Your books have no social value at all.
Translation: Your book characters live a life that makes mine look just plain craptastic on its own (No looks, no man, lots of cats)

As for Allen - only somebody who is blind to his own faults and ignorant of the actual relationship condition would blame and blog and a book for his - um, er - shortcomings. BTW - have you not learned that burning books is so - IDK - pre-Civil Rights and stuff? Never thought to really ask your girl about why the books and blogs interest her so much, huh? She wasn't perfectly happy with you. She was putting up with you. Big difference.

So to CPW and Allen, Go on and get gone. I think the blog and books are here to stay, and you can really kick rocks with flip-flops on. In closing, to quote my friend, the world's most interesting man - to the world's two least interesting people - stay thirsty, my friends.

Reecie said...

pretty much.

I can't believe how rude people are!

taut_7 said...

tell us why you're mad. these guys (i'm assuming the cpw is a guy) are hilarious to me. let em leave. their insecurities are blatant all over their letters. 

CaliGirlED said...

ROTF LMFAO!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! O.M.G. That killed it!!! D.E.A.D. Please ask Ms. Patti to sing amazing grace at my funeral.

So to add to more BougieLand inane chatter we have: "Sixth letter of the alphabet 'em!" (LeonX) and now  "CeeLo 'em!" (GAM).

I love BougieLand! And if love yall is wrong, I don't wanna be right! HA!

Violet Rose said...

People actually sat down and took the time to write this crap? And send it?
#LifeFAIL

rozb said...

Such a great lunchtime laugh!

thinklikeRiley said...

CPW - Who hurt ya?
Allen - Do better.

They hate you when they want to be you.

rozb said...

Why do folks act like they are forced to come to this blog or read the books? As my cousin once said: Ain't nobody studying you noways! Carry your ass!

rozb said...

 I'm waiting for Riley...

Rob said...

I'm catching a whiff of insecurity wafting from your direction.
No Chele, that is Eau d' Inadequacy which reeks from over yonder.
Do you, Bouge.

keishabrown said...

bwhaahahahahhahahahahaha....
cough, cough.
*grabs water
*resumes laughter

a whole Olympic-sized stadium of seats for the both of them. 

*adjusts my bougie hat and does the cat daddy on my way out. 

rozb said...

The last time I announced I was leaving, I was five years-old, had packed my suitcase with dolls and pajamas and told my mother I was tired of living like this! She made spaghetti that night, and I never made it out the front door...

rozb said...

"They hate you when they want to be you. "

Exactly!

keishabrown said...

Why do folks act like they are forced to come to this blog or read the books? AGAIN FOR THE CHEAP SEATS!!!!!

Nylse said...

 am delurking...insecure people umm (how do i say this nicely) suck...they take all of their shortcomings and try to dump them on you because you are are aware of how you are.  you dont lawd it over them, you just are.  what they dont realize is that you are human also and therefore struggle with some of the same things they may...the only difference is how you choose to handle it.  i say keep being you; keep being bougie.

rozb said...

Sing Amazing Grace while wearing that dress with the cape that Shirley Caesar wore for the BET Awards.

FreeBlackMan said...

Allen, have your woman call me so we can talk about it. I'll send her back with a whole new attitude.
CPW - Dr. Phil is still on TV, getchu some.

keishabrown said...

+1

SouthernWes said...

Wow Chele Wow!
Knowing you, these are nicely cleaned up versions of what they actually wrote. That's just pitiful.
People need to get a life.

CaliGirlED said...

Sassy, GAM and whoever else wants to act NotSoBougie today, don't leave, stay! This is what happens when you try to come hard at one of ours like that! It's on and it's poppin!!! Now yall "herry" up and cut up quick before Chele comes! You know she's going to stall a minute so we can act up (while she cools off), but you know she's going to come in here soon being all "elitist" and what not! Come on, I'll block the door and try to hold her off! (Until her super powers kick in!) LMAO

GrownAzzMan said...

"Eau d' Inadequacy"

Yup!

OneChele said...

For those not from the South that's pronounced "studdin' you" and it must be said with neck wobble, eye roll, teeth suck and hand on hip.

OneChele said...

Never heard back from either one... bless their hearts.

OneChele said...

Yes, it appears some of the BnB readership have whachtastic s/o's. 

CaliGirlED said...

 Glenda Good Witch of the West? I'll take Ms. Patti in her black outfit, please and thank you. And Ms. Patti gon and show'em a little leg, I don't mind!

OneChele said...

Hate that! I want to send them a picture of a pageant wave "Buh-bye now!"

CaliGirlED said...

Naw Taut CPW is a female, "You're not that cute, your boyfriend's not that hot...".

But in case you are right and CPW is a guy, then "two snaps up with a twist"!

CaliGirlED said...

The short and sweet of it! Always!

CaliGirlED said...

Is that Eau d' Inadequacy you're wearing? Bwahahahahaha!

Earthangel172 said...

@CPW - Let it go boo. Your anger is clearly misplaced.

@Allen - Step your game up bruh because she's been unhappy.

Andrea M said...

This has nothing to do with you Chele. These problems are penis-related.
CPW isn't gettin' any
Allen's doesn't work right

Vibrator, Viagra respectively - keep it moving.

I'll let myself out.

CaliGirlED said...

I was three when I made my one and only announcement that I was going "bye bye". My mother put me on the porch and closed the door.

Fast forward to 9 years after that when my mother found a suitcase under the table (my Strawberry Shortcake suitcase) but with my brother's (age 6) underwear inside. He told her was running away after dinner (that child was greedy). I just looked at the door and shook my head. He stood on that porch hollering for a good while. Mama don't play that announcing crap, be gone, one less mouth to feed!

Pure Choco said...

What I love is how both already bought the book(s)! The time to be militant and take a stand is BEFORE you purchase the product of the person you can't stand! Like Chele tweeting the other day that she wasn't buying a pair of sandals because they were by Ivanka Trump. #NoTrumpAnything okay, that's a personal boycott. You can't come hard and the book is already in your possession!  BWAHAHA
Get some principles in your hate.

Earthangel172 said...

I am always amazed when people take the time to tell another adult that
they don't know "you think you're this" or "you're not that cute"...it
just shows where your level of maturity is. I think that some of the postings here are common sense with a twist of
humor, reality, dignity and class.  Are these things too high to aspire
to?  If they are to then, well to borrow a phrase from this blog, "You
are failing at life."

#cosign

Angel Blanca said...

Dear CPW and Allen, what on earth possesses you to think that this blog, our awesome hostess, Chele, and the inhabitants of BougieLand are here to serve your personal ideas of appropriate, wants, and relationships?  I mean, can you get any more self-absorbed?  Why, yes, of course you can...you can write in to tell us about how we're not meeting your expectations.  I really do mean this in the nicest possible way, but you do know that if you don't like something that is *optional* (like a blog, a book, etc.), then you can CHOOSE not to engage, right?  You don't even have to raise your objections; no one will miss you.

Oh, and Allen, if your S/O does not appreciate what you're doing for her, then perhaps you should be more appreciative of how your S/O is trying to open up the lines of communication, getting in touch with what it is that she wants and, inviting you into dialogue.  If you're not willing to take that step with her, then I'm not sure broadcasting your selfishness is going to garner you any points with her...or anyone else.

PSA: Just because you think it, doesn't mean you have to share it.

Thank you, and good-bye.

Hannington said...

This reminds me of the time a commenter called me a "faggot" on an article where I wrote about why I no longer use the word. He's been harassing me on my Formspring as well. Of course, he keeps himself anonymous.  This is his actual quote:
"Interesting but the last comment before mine does make sense ha ppl can say what ever they want even if it's not right...... So ya,........ FAGGOT!!!!"
But life goes on. And I do have to say, your confidence article helped me a lot in this regard. I've written down all my positives and insecurities on paper and walk around with it daily. Feels great. But let me get off myself, lol. Just do you, and nobody else.

CaliGirlED said...

"Allen, have your woman call me so we can talk about it. I'll send her back with a whole new attitude." D.E.A.D.!!! Please have Ms. Aretha sing Precious Lord.

Angel Blanca said...

My mother told me to remember to take my coat b/c living in Buffalo, it was sure to be cold. I looked at her and told her that's not the way she was supposed to respond.  Even then, I was trying to write scripts for everyone, lol.

diamond life said...

Get it Hannington!!

diamond life said...

Get it Hannington!!

diamond life said...

Get it Hannington!!

diamond life said...

Oooo-weee!

diamond life said...

Hot mess alert!

diamond life said...

Not from over yonder!?

diamond life said...

Riley's website should be rawnakedtruth.com

diamond life said...

One step - STOP HATIN'!

Veronica Miller said...

*brings spinach dip*

OneChele said...

Welcome out of Lurkerville!

Hannington said...

Thanks!

Natasha said...

JUST *DEAD* - Time of funeral 12:27pm EST
This right here ---------> "Go on and get gone. I think the blog and books are here to stay, and you
can really kick rocks with flip-flops on. In closing, to quote my
friend, the world's most interesting man - to the world's two least
interesting people - stay thirsty, my friends."

rozb said...

Aaah - memories! My suitcase was a Barbie with red handles. When I saw she was making spaghetti, I announced I was staying, and she pretended I had already left and ignored me, until I was crying with much drama begging to be let back into her family.

My mama's spaghetti made we wanna slap somebody, even back then...

Jasmin said...

LOL @ the email version of "You think you're all that." My response: "No b*tch, you think I'm all that since you keep talking about it." I'm guessing that CPW is that Steve character from awhile back?

rozb said...

As a Northerner newly transplanted to the South, I thank you. ;D

keishabrown said...

LMAOOOO!!!!!

Leo the Yardie Chick said...

So Allen is burning her book and blocking access to Bougie? Oh yes, that ought to go down well.

As for CPW - Gee, projection much?

blackprofessor said...

Dead at you! Not a field negro???

Leo the Yardie Chick said...

You know what's even worse? It's a blog - something they don't HAVE to read, but no. They have to announce they're departure as if we're losing something from their absence. We didn't even know you were here!

I really hope Allen's GF leaves. Sounds like the Bougie ripped the scales from her eyes, and now she sees the light.

blackprofessor said...

TRUTH!!

CaliGirlED said...

Uh oh yall Chele is coming! Hurry up be bad, get it all out, before...Oh hey Chele, what's up girl? Oh we're just over here choppin it up!

blackprofessor said...

Lawd have mercy, I's dead!

OneChele said...

blinkety-blinkety-blink...
*snickers and pretends she doesn't see this*

Jubilance said...

I dont understand why some folks feel the need to email bloggers they claim to hate & insult them. What purpose does that serve exactly?

Bryan Anthony said...

Am I the only one who can picture the commercial for Eau d'Inadequacy already?
Pookie on the corner with a bus pass and a 40 when a gorgeous girl pulls up in Porsche?
"For when you know your best is never going to be enough"

Bryan Anthony said...

*leans in to whisper* By the way, your man ain't all dat.
*tries to make smooth exit, trips over trash can, limps out side door*

JohnKinPDX said...

I'll swinging by this weekend to drop off my dry cleaning bill. I just spilled coffee on a very nice shirt. You are CRAZY!
(just when I thought we couldn't fit more characters into BnB)

blackprofessor said...

CPW - Booski, get some self-esteem and confidence.  Your lack of both are showing and it ain't cute.

Allen - Step your game up.  Stop being so self-absorbed and figure out what pleases the woman in front of you.  A GOOD woman doesn't leave a GOOD man, I'm just saying.

aisha oaktree1122 said...

ignore CPW or whatever she's called, she's just mad she can't live up to the standard, having class means she's going to have to work harder and that bothers her. She deserves a side eye for the boyfriend comment too, why throw shade at a innocent bystander if your mad at me?
Allen, i got a real good chuckle out of you, you just started off all wrong, my man, she wanted you to change she just never had a standard she was comfortable with before, now she got it, and you still don't match up sorry, it hurts, but wouldn't you want to be with someone who wants you for you? Sorry it didn't work out.Michelle, I love reading your life, but dang girl, drama even in email. 

CaliGirlED said...

I goes where eva massah sends for meh. See I's a kinda down da middle, not too light, not too dark. So sumtimes he calls me to da house to wurk. But it's summa tahm naw and I's a liddle on da dark side. So massah mosely calls me fuh da field. But I's don't mind, nope don't minds adall.

CaliGirlED said...

"We didn't even know you were here! "...This is EVERYTHING!!!

CaliGirlED said...

 I quit you for the rest of my ENTIRE life!!!!!! And we just met! Damn you!!! I almost choked trying to not LOL because I'm at work!

CaliGirlED said...

Gotta love Black mamas!!!...Unless you're CPW and Allen, they probably have something to say about them too!

CaliGirlED said...

Hand over mouth because I.can.not! Bwahahahaha!!!

CaliGirlED said...

This right here!

C Nelson said...

I'm betting CPW is HnQ of a few posts back, myself. ;) Bet she was never subscribed to begun with, just ashamed to say who she is after all the other things she wasn't ashamed to say that night. As for Allen, he's just mad his control over his girl is slipping now that she's glimpsed the Big Dipper. (Glimmering purple ain't the way they describe it in the songs, but, you know, when you've been in the dark a good while, you take the light where and how you find it.)

CaliGirlED said...

Allen's girl has or is going to be taking a beating, shaking, slapping...real soon! Anyone with me?

blackprofessor said...

Caligirl, I quit you!  I look like a house negro (high yella, long hair, high cheekbones) but I got a field mentality and am ready to poison master's sweet tea at any time.

CaliGirlED said...

CPW, that's the esteem of your motherf***in self!...Sorry Chele GAM brought Katt up in here. *pointing at GAM; running before he gets me*

"A GOOD woman doesn't leave a GOOD man, I'm just saying"....Say it again!

maureen palmer said...

"pookie on the corner with a bus pass and a 40."  I can't breath.

maureen palmer said...

CPW makes an exit and  Brian Anthony makes an entrance. *moving alway the way to the back of the bus to create space*

Grace said...

*mouths falls open* Wha----?

GuessImJay said...

Typical BA nonsense.

GuessImJay said...

Like. Whoa.

Mykeia said...

"No looks, no man, lots of cats"---you are a mess for this!  Just a mess!  I am dead from laughter!

Mykeia said...

You know! I'm sayin'!

GuessImJay said...

Okay. That's freakin hilarious. Even better if he's in a LeBron James fit
#shade

ASmith said...

I suspect the first writer got precisely what they wanted and that's some shine on the blog.  So I'm confused on the TL of their BNB/Michelle Grant consumption.  Did they read the blog first and THEN suspect the book might fall along some other social conscious/change the world through grassroots political effort than the general premise of the blog?  Did they fail to read any of the reviews, the summary, ANYTHING?  People kill me.  They really do.

This Allen guy... I just have never understood the men who write to you mad at YOU because their girlfriend/wife/boo thang reads your blog.   I hate people who won't take responsibility for their own actions.  GTWFOHWTBS. 

ASmith said...

No ma'am.  You lead yourself right on back in here and drop that mic.
This was everything.

CaliGirlED said...

Now your thought process = everything! Back atcha!

David Chase said...

Sir.

David Chase said...

What part of the game is this? Why we dragging sig-oths into the mix? Really hot, sessy sig-oths.
IJS
What were we talking about?

Owen Carter said...

Subtle. Classy. Modest.

Owen Carter said...

Much shade!

LikeLena said...

I had something witty to say but I can't top Rob's Eau d'Inadequacy and Bryan's follow-up.
iQuit ya'll. Everybody in the coffee shop looked over as I fell off the chair.

rozb said...

What would that smell like?
 Perhaps Jean Nate and cheap car vinyl.

tishatweets said...

This.

I remember, clearly, coming home from a school I hated but had to go to because I was in GATE..... Hated LIFE, man, GAH! LOL. Anyway, I was in 5th grade (yet still CLEARLY remember this day, and I'm bout near old as dirt now! LOL). Came home one day and told my mom one of those mean girls had told me--and not nicely-- that I thought I was cute and smart but I was no better than them--and a few other choice words. My mom looked at me and said--"oh, that's because that's what SHE thinks. Never you mind." Stumped me at the time but as I've grown and lived and learned...that is exACTly what people do!

GrownAzzMan said...

No self esteem issues there...LOL

tishatweets said...

Well I never even made it TO a suitcase, 'cause Moms told us we could leave but we better not take s***t she bought us.

That left not a thing in the (read: my) world. LMBO!

JoycelynC said...

By announcing their departure, what did they expect you to do, beg them to stay?  Plead with them that it is not as they think?  Have they forgotten that this is America and people are free to think differently from each other?  Hell if Michele Bachmann can run for President (if she wins, I will seriously consider renouncing my citizenship for a few years) then people can do and say what they want.  A hit dog will holler so perhaps they should do some internal evaluation before throwing darts at someone else. 

Mr. Skyywalker said...

Allen, you are losing sir.
Your girl, any class you ever had and your man card.
Sit all the way down.

tishatweets said...

That there yelling down the hallway really just took me allllllll the way out. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

rozb said...

That cot-dang Katt Williams! He was right, though!

CaliGirlED said...

Brute for the fellas. But yes that sounds about right! LOL

David Chase said...

I was told confidence is the new sexy.  Ha ha!

rozb said...

CPW knows she was hawking and stalking Chele and definitely wanted the man. Sounds like she has some "Single White Female" issues here with a BnB twist - envious of everything, but must hate on it because she can't have it.

CaliGirlED said...

Yeah I forgot to mention that he was on the porch hollering without Strawberry Shortcake because like your mama, my mother was only letting you go with the clothes on your back! LOL

BB Waite said...

*Burns sage and preps anointing oil* These poor chillen.

Mykeia said...

You...

ConvertingMe said...

Is the government (in my head I'm saying gub'mint) injecting massive dosage of haterade into the all the major municipal areas water supply? 

MochaMuffin said...

It's in the rain, I'm convinced.

Nadette said...

blink. blink. #reallyfolks? CPW...this is not 7th grade hun. please let whatever it is you're really mad about go, and free your spiriti from hateration.
As for Allen...you get not neary more acknolwedgement. poof, be gone.

MochaMuffin said...

Liking the swagger.
Sorry, are we still allowed to use that word?

Annette Evans said...

People fear that which they don't understand, and sometimes hostility is the result. Personally, I am glad to see them go. Negative people who cannot respect another's  point of view should just step!

Annette Evans said...

....And the crowd stands and cheers for 10 minutes! 

Queen of Me said...

Doing. The. Most.

rozb said...

BTW - I am leaving this blog right now! Actually, not because of irrational, preschool-like hate, but because I am hungry and about to make a shrimp and scallop scampi. Have fun, y'all!

GrownAzzMan said...

Cosign

CorettaJG said...

Oh, uh uh.  That is genius.

CorettaJG said...

I packed a back pack.  *chuckling*  My mama was unconcerned to say the least.

CorettaJG said...

Oh. NO. She didn't. LOL!

CorettaJG said...

Well, I think Bougieland has adequately covered this one...yet again.  These are some foolish emails.  If you're going to participate, then participate - stand by your position even if it's a dissenting one.  If you don't want to participate, just go.  

*sigh* I don't get it.

Kim (✿◠‿◠) said...

I see a purple pyramid, are you part of the Bougilluminati?  lol 

CorettaJG said...

I thought it was going to be a "my computer is down message."  Imagine my surprise when it was this...stuff.

GammasWorld said...

Girl this is funny!  One of my brothers ran away and stayed in the woods behind our house.  We could see him from the kitchen window waiting for somebody to tell him to come on back LOL. 

tiffanyinhouston said...

Dear silly letter writers to a complete and total stranger whose blog you read on the internet,

HOES, GO. SAT. DOWN.

Damn I hate an internet thug!

Love,
TIH

CaliGirlED said...

 "We could see him from the kitchen window waiting for somebody to tell him to come on back"...LMAO literally!

GammasWorld said...

Steps in ... scans comments ... backs out (Imma just go watch TV).  

aisha oaktree1122 said...

my mom helped my sister pack when she said she was running away, told not to be scared when big men came up to her to talk,even told her where she could get food from the local shelter, gave her advice like she didn't care. My sister stopped packing went into the bathroom and locked herself in, we could heare her crying because according to her "my mother didn't care if she left". I think i laughed for days after that.

Brenda Kay said...

Why is it that folks who opt to make petty, snippy, bitchy a** personal attacks always expect to be taken seriously? And why is it that these very same folks resort to stupidly mocking another person's achievements, but fail to mention anything of merit that they have done with their pitiful, boring a** lives?

Leo the Yardie Chick said...

Preach! Since Chele supposedly think she's all that and a red velvet cupcake, how about sharing what makes you so much better than her?

*unfolds chair* The floor's open, CPW and Allen!

mutemia said...

 LMAO- the visual is killing me.

Crystal said...

 Ummm, yeah, if Allen thinks a Blog broke up his relationship then brotha is in some serious denial!!!!!

Mina B. said...

DEAD! **exiting stage left***

Jazzy Jazz said...

Bye - dont let the back door split ya

Singlelif said...

Some people will do anything to get noticed.."C'mon, Son"...

Singlelif said...

Don't you mean "govt cheese" and macaroni..keep it 'hood !

MsJamie14 (CaliSlim) said...

Wow...people really take the time to not only take this stuff to heart, but to write you privately? *speechless*

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