Friday, June 10, 2011

Friday Open Mic Day - Topics to Dead


We spent all week talking about topics I plan to bury deep and never resurrect. Well, today it's your turn. Step on up and lay your topic down... never to be heard from again (maybe).

What are the "hot in the streetz" topics that you are way over? The floor is yours...

41 comments:

maureen palmer said...

1.POTUS birthcertificate
2. Natural vs perm vs weave- do u

Brneyed1 said...

I second these, and I'd like to add

- "real Americans"/Teabaggerism

- light skin vs dark skin.

FreeBlackMan said...

No more Bron vs MJ.
MJ wins.

rozb said...

1. Anything Kardashian-related.

2. Anything dealing with giant celebrity weddings.

3. Celebrity baby names.

4. Whether the POTUS is Christian or Muslim.

5. Anything that starts with "Why can't Black women..." or "Why Black women are..."

 

Grace said...

Is it football season yet?

kjnetic aka Peter Parker said...

Russell/Chamberlain > MJ though

Mykeia said...

The phrase:  Angry Black Women
Short hair vs. long hair (Ugh.)
Happy Friday all!

GrownAzzMan said...

If the Real Housewives/Kardashian anything/Basketball Wives/Rihanna/Beyonce Hate could disappear from my timeline forever that would be fine.

Thank you...thankyouverymuch

Page Bartlett said...

"5 ways to catch the man of your dreams" 
*gags*

GrownAzzMan said...

I would be OK with waiting until a player retires before we discuss his 'legacy' too...IJS

Jazzy Jazz said...

relaxed vs natural vs weave. Who cares?
real housewives of whatever - why are they still on the air ?
beyonce stans versus non fans
why you are still single

Mykeia said...

Please do not get met started on the HOT MESS that is Basketball related women (only two wives and they are now divorcees)...

CaliGirlED said...

I'm with you, but you know they're talking about half-a-damn season!!!

thinklikeRiley said...

No mo' "all black men in prison or on their way there" stories.

Pure Choco said...

Oh the Bey vs the World debate - no more!

datdudeincali said...

No more Tyler Perry discussions. He is whatever the hell he is. He ain't changing not one damn thing.

OneChele said...

Am I the only one who noticed that the wrong year is on the tombstone? Arrgh! #MultitaskingFAIL

Jazzy Jazz said...

I was about to say um Chele we are in 2011. You are forgiven though lol

David Chase said...

This is what happens when one is blogging under the influence. #PearVodkaisNotYourFriend

OneChele said...

*squinting hard at Mr. I-think-I-can-sing-and-dance-after-two-tequila-shots.*

BB Waite said...

 Ya'll bout to rumble in the middle of BougieLand? Wait a minute...
*grabs popcorn and Sprite*
*props up lounge chair*
*calls Jayme over*
Umm-kay, go head.

JaymeC said...

*sits down and pops open peanut M&M's*

Cherelle D. Mattox said...

Let's see anything related to Steve Harvey, Rihanna/Chris Brown, why are black women still single, and what is the definition of being "black"

CaliGirlED said...

Hot damn!!! All after effects of migraine are now gone! I won't miss this one!

rozb said...

Umm...I noticed, but I wasn't trying to  nit-pick on anything.

Jamie Wesley said...

I don't understand how or why this debate is ever brought up. Call me when LeBron actually does something like win a championship.

Natasha said...

If you don't know, now you know

Lisalis said...

Y'all are hilarious! 

Quick question for Bougie Land...have you had any trouble buying Bougie goods from Zazzle?  I bought the bumblebee mug but got a weird "You can't buy that" email from Zazzle.

Sorry for the interruption.  Please proceed.

GrownAzzMan said...

*Slides in next to Jayme with a big bag of peanuts*

OneChele said...

What?! I shall investigate. Stay tuned.

Sasha in Stilettos said...

Color me slow!

Trey Charles said...

BWAHAHA - you semi-fixed it?

Trey Charles said...

Aw, here ya'll go. Cain't neither of ya'll drink worth a damn.

William Martin said...

*steps up with some Twizzlers*

AndreaPlaid said...

Thank you, Cherelle! If I may add some specifics to your last point? Under "definitions of being black" that need to be dead (or as I like to call it, "Stuff We Think Only White Folks Do/Have/Are"):
--work out and/or lose weight
--be a feminist
--be into all kinds of sexual activities (I'll keep that bouge)
--be all kinds of sexual and gender identities
--be homophobic, transphobic, ableist (among many oppressions)
--enjoy all kinds of music (I'm thinking along the lines of bluegrass, country, heavy metal, alt-rock, j-pop (Japanese pop music), new age, etc.) 
--read/write/enjoy comic books
--read/write/enjoy sci-fi/fantasy
--enjoy all sorts of dance forns (I'm thinking along the lines of moshing, ballroom dancing, country line-dancing, etc.)
--enjoy foreign films (like anime, Bollywood, etc.)

I can go on, but y'all get my drift...

Carey Jackson said...

Including the entire discussion of why Black People Love Twitter So Much
I hate that.

derek love said...

Wait but I'm dying for another in depth discussion/round table/documentary on
1) How Black Love is Dying
2) Being Black in American
3) What's wrong with this country - oh, Black People (including that uppity President)
:-/

AndreaPlaid said...

::fist pump::

sol_dier said...

^THIS^ - For everything. Sports, Music e.t.c.

Anonymous said...

Anything about Black women being single over 35

Leon X said...

Can the idea that "growing up in a two parent household will lead to a stable adult" die? Please and thank you.

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