Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Update to Ask a Bougie Chick - From love to litigation in less than 60 days


Okay people, lock and load for this update. Do we recall the story of John? His (then) fiancee first called out the wrong name in bed, then she was cold-busted doing her Pilates/Yoga/Whatever instructor Kevin. John sent her packing. At the time, we called her Pam but John is no longer worried about her anonymity - chickie's name is Tracey. 

You would think after your things have been professionally packed and set out on the curb (class move, by the way John!), you would leave well enough alone. You would think after your ex-future-mother-in-law had to come over to your house to get the ring back, you would give up. But no... not Tracey. John and Tracey had split the wedding costs. John indicated that he had to forfeit over $20,000 to cancel the honeymoon and reception. Tracey was stuck with the remaining $12,000 plus whatever she paid for the dress. 

Tracey has attempted to file suit against John for the $12k, claiming breach of contract and emotional distress. No, I'm not lying. Tracey wasn't done though. She also tried to sue Kevin claiming he deliberately seduced her and alienated John's affections causing her to miss out on being Mrs. John for the next 30 years. She is calling that "lost revenue" to the tune of three million dollars. Three. Million. Dollars. She said that both Kevin and John defamed her character. She has tacked on punitive damages of $1MM to John and $500k to Kevin.

We're not done... she also claims that she is owed the cost of the ring she was forced to give back (no, she didn't pay for it). And she claims that she is so distraught over the hot mess her life has turned into that she can't earn a living for herself. While she was on a hot streak, she sued the exercise studio for not "disclosing" the fact that Kevin was little more than a toned gigolo. 

Her lawsuit against Kevin has already been tossed out. The preliminary hearing for her suit against John is in a few weeks. The studio is actually considering giving this chick a settlement. I. Quit. Life.

Er, uh - how does someone seduce you away from your man for six months straight? How are you calling your broken engagement lost lifetime revenue?! How is your character defamed if everything they said was true?! Basically, how do you skank your way out of an engagement and expect everybody to pay you?

What say you, BougieLand? Got any words for Tracey? For John? For Kevin? For Tracey's whacktastic lawyer? Is civil court how we settle personal beef these days? Is that what's hot in the streets? Share your thoughts, the floor is yours...

175 comments:

Leon X said...

"...how do you skank your way out of an engagement and expect everybody to pay you?"

Because prostitutes are in the business of getting paid.

Reads4Pleasure said...

Two words for Tracey: Personal Responsibility. Getchu some.
A phrase for John: If you lie down with dogs, you wake up with fleas. Surely you had a sense of her shady ways before you put the ring on her finger. Stop being blinded by the booty.

Fln2005 said...

SHENANIGANS!

superwoman said...

proof positive that there are people out there who are truly delusional. and sadly, they get entertained in their nonsense sometimes... (the studio). this woman's beyond ridiculous.

@reads for pleasure - in fairness to poor john, he really didn't deserve this nonsense...if you recall the original post about this relationship, she seemed a perfectly sane and decent woman. the minute he smelt a rat, he pulled a test that she failed spectacularly....

@john - we all know that her silly lawsuit will go nowhere. she's an imbecile and all kinds of chance-taker. jobless wonder. this too will pass.....

kjnetic aka Peter Parker said...

wow.

i'll censor myself from saying what i want to say, and just leave this witty remark...

i wonder what kinda "fees" this lawyer is getting...*cough*

*shuts his mouth up before he starts generalising women, Americans, cheddar cheese, and K-Cup Coffee*

lol

Jennifer said...

grrr......
Talk about a waste of court time and everyone's money! She breaks a pending marital 'contract' and it is John's fault she can't get it together to go to work? And she is willing to go to court and have ALLLLL her behavior put on the table for discussion? Wow

Hang in there, John. It's easy for me to say, but be VERY glad you saw this part of her now, and not 5 years into marital 'bliss'. Sell that ring and use it for court costs.

Wanyanak said...

All I can say is... Tracey is inhaling from a huge bong of delusion! It is unfortunate that rather than disappear with class she has chosen to reaffirm to John why he is so much better off without her in his life! Sad that she is suing, frivolously and on very stupid grounds, but John really dodged that bullet!

Jazzy Jazz said...

Im done. No you did not just call her a prostitute . Call a spade a spade

Jazzy Jazz said...

Ill be back later after I have had coffee

Penny said...

Whacktastic-I just can't wait to use that word in a sentence. :)

John-I must salute you for the gentlemanly way you handled your affairs (having Tracey's things professionally packed, absorbing the majority of the costs of the now canceled wedding and reception, etc.) in spite of what must have been extreme emotional upheaval. Since you were going to marry Tracey, I assume that you loved her and her betrayal must have hurt deeply. As for the lawsuits, it is apparent that Tracey now realizes the consequences of her actions and has decided to take action "by any means necessary" to get back at you. If nothing else, you have now been forced to spend additional money on attorney fees to fight a frivolous lawsuit. Logic is not a part of Tracey's thought process-she is only striking back in an effort to hurt you even more.

While this lawsuit may sound bogus, I think we have all seen examples of our legal system run amok. Even though it will cost you major $$, I hope you have the Portland version of Johnnie Cochran on your side. Also, please don't go away thinking all women are like Tracey-we are not. I hope you find someone that truly appreciates you (and is not crazy.)

happinessisme said...

If John has any kind of decent lawyer this will be thrown out. Not worried at all. These lawsuits are baseless.

tiffanyinhouston said...

What the f*cking hell?????

@Reads4Pleasure: You're being a tad harsh on John. Nobody deserves all this foolery. No one.

@John: I know PDX is all crunchy granola and shit, but even Portland got a hood. Ain't no hood chicks you can find that can beat Tracey's ass for a small fee and then slip quietly into that good night??

I'm just saying...

Leo the Yardie Chick said...

Pardon my language, but Holy SH*T! What in the cheap trick lawsuit hell is this f*ckery?! She's been giving it away like a charitable donation and SHE'S suing people?!

It is too early in the morning for this bullsh*t. Yes, bullsh*t. Nothing about this mess is worthy of bougie censoring.

Michele said...

I also quit life. What happen to common decency? Personal responsibility? What is wrong with people?

Bethany Showell said...

*blank stare* iCan't.

MidWestDominicana said...

John, I don't know you personally, but my heart hurts for you, sir. I pray that all goes well and she gets her just due.

No one deserves the treatment you're receiving and I sincerely hope that your legal team performs flawlessly in your favor and that the judge orders Tracey to long-term professional mental health care along with ceasing and desisting from any further action/contact with you or your interests. May God keep her from hurting anyone else like this ever again!

Your valor and testicular fortitude through this is testament that great men are in existence and are continuing to do what's right. Though I'm just a familiar name in Bougieland and a stranger somewhere on a keyboard, I offer my moral support in spirit. Godspeed, John.

Miss-Devin Kemp said...

Three words: Tracey. Needs. Jesus. Poor John. I'm done.

Reads4Pleasure said...

While she may have seemed perfectly and sane and decent, I don't doubt that there were warning signs. She didn't wake up skankalicious one day.

MyEmergence said...

I'm a pacifist. That said, I think I would like to slap Tracey. We all make choices, and at each step if this journey, she made hers. You choose right, you live with it. You choose wrong, you live with it. You get caught out there with your mess exposed, you work on YOU!!

As for the litigation, a ring implies a promise; you keep your end, you keep the ring...or not. All the rest? Well, to quote Chele, "I call bullshiggedy." Tracey, you were complicit in everything that led to your current situation, so learn from your mistakes, consider the lesson invaluable, and do better in how you manage your affairs and treat others.

Jubilance said...

*sigh* I just don't understand. What happened to personal responsibility?

Tracey is a damn fool & whoever she has representing her is also a damn fool, a greedy damn fool at that. Who in their right mind thinks a cheater who got caught is somehow the victim in this scenario?

Either the gym that Kevin was affiliated with is either scared of litigation/doesn't have the money to fight it, or they have had problems with Kevin in the past & want to sweep this under the rug.

Poor John. I feel for him, I really do. He may have ignored the signs in the beginning, but at least he woke up before he married her. He could have been losing his shirt in divorce proceedings instead of being hit witha frivolous lawsuit.

What I wanna know is, what kind of victim complex or huge pair of balls does Tracey have to even think of pulling a move like this?

Mony_Mony said...

It's BS like this that gives the entire legal profession a bad name. Tracey got off easy with $12k (compared to $20k) and she still has the nerve to sue! I'm tempted to say that John should countersue for $20k, but even if he won it would probably be eaten by lawyer's fees. Stay strong John!

Leon X said...

To paraphrase Marvin Gaye, "If you ever loved me with all of your heart, you'd never take three million dollars to part."

CaliGirlED said...

I AM FLABBERGASTED!!!

CaliGirlED said...

Let the church say AMEN!!!....Everybody thinks a prostitute has to be walking the street to be a prostitute, PLEASE!

Just_A_Thought1218 said...

iCan't. I.just.CAN'T! Just reading the first few sentences brought the Detroit straight to the surface and couldn't see straight.

Let me regain my bouge. *clears throat* John, keep your head up. The case is sure to get dismissed. Hopefully you'll get a counter judgement to offset your costs. You got the ring back, you got a triflin' [perjorative redacted] out of your life. Crazy is as crazy does, so you just have to ride it out.

As for that [prejorative redacted], she... she can... I can't even type it bougie.

Who doesn't know that trainers are gigilos? LIke really? I have a personal trainer, and it took a LOT of due diligence o find a professional. And even then, I have to make sure I send out NO signals that I'm open to a more personal workout. She wanted to get skanky w/ him, so she did. #Fail on her part.

And, this broad has been watching too many clips from Judge Alex or whatever second rate court show. Whatever she is on must be mighty powerful for her to think she can get compensated for breaching a contract with her own, WILLFUL, actions; for the property, willfully returned, to secure the contract of the contract that SHE willingly broke, and for future "income" that she voluntarily walked away from when she WILLINGLY BROKE THE CONTRACT. Her lawyer has to have gotten a hefty retainer up front, cuz even this law and order armchair judge can see this case holds no merit.

CaliGirlED said...

Disappear with class??? How could she have done that? She has NO class! None, zilch, nada!!!

Just_A_Thought1218 said...

TIH, you and me are right >here< on your advice to John. I know a few chicks from my hometown who are likely to do it for travel expenses and a night out on the town.

CaliGirlED said...

Tiffany you read my mind! That hooka would be dealt with in a way that she understands. SKANKFULLY!!!

CaliGirlED said...

"What in the cheap trick lawsuit hell is this f*ckery?! She's been giving it away like a charitable donation and SHE'S suing people?!" *DEAD*

CaliGirlED said...

I second this! John my heart goes out to you yet again!

DesertBlack said...

I am predicting a new episode of "Without A Trace".

Oops in my Steve Erkel voice ..."Did I say that?"

Evansaw said...

"Rolls eyes". This woman is "Charlie Sheen" Crazy.

Penny said...

Skankalicous. Love it!!

CaliGirlED said...

"I know a few chicks from my hometown who are likely to do it for travel expenses and a night out on the town." *dead*...Throw in a good meal on Sunday, and they'll beat her so bad she'll be too scared to tell!

soldier said...

JAW ON THE FAAHHHLOOR!
John: Get on your knees and thank Jesu Cristi, Allah, Krishna, Buddah, Yahweh, Orunmila,.
I swear be thankful. Thank God for Kevin.

Kevin: No words for you. You are footloose and fancy free, you made no promises to anyone. exit left.

Singing: Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you have till its gone

SassyJJ said...

*blinkety blink blink* What the hellphuck?????? Whoa. I have no words at all.

Sorry this is happening to you John.

Wait a minute...why is the suit against John not dropped???

Shiggity.

soldier said...

people are deceptive. I don't like this blame the victim thing. People lie, and some people are damn good at it. They are like Lying Ninja's.
They build alternate lives and realities for themselves and for others. And some of them have been practising deception for years. I don't see how we can make a leap that John was blinded by booty. that' a lil presumptuous.. no?

Jennifer said...

BEST. breakup song. EVER.
*singing * "When did youuuuu stop loving me, when did IIIIII stop loving youuuuuuu..."

BlackButterfly said...

I am too stunned. Self respect and human decency are dead!

JohnKinPDX said...

I do think that the "victim" (in this case, me) has to take some responsibility. True - liars lie and cocoa (either the getting or withholding)can skew perception but at some point I have to own up to the fact that this woman is not who I thought she was and she didn't change overnight. I either consciously or subconsciously chose not to see it.

JohnKinPDX said...

Ouch bruh. I went with that line from Hollywood Shuffle - "Hoes gotta eat too."

SingLikeSassy said...

Where is Riley?? ::looks around Bougieland::

I'll say it then: This bish needs her ass whooped. John thank whatever deity you believe in that you were saved from being married to this trickassho!!

JohnKinPDX said...

Already done sis.

JohnKinPDX said...

This is how I look at it. "Dodged a bullet" "This too shall pass"

Cherelle D. Mattox said...

Uh, yeah I have no words for this post. All I can say is she can kick rocks!

I'm praying that John doesn't get jaded by this whole experience and take it out on the next woman that comes along. I'm sending blessings and prayers your way John.

rozb said...

This skank lawsuit has been brought to you by the letters "H" and "O", and the number 2.

Being a skank means she has no dignity, no real self-esteem, and above all, no sense. She is trying too hard to be an "Erica Kane" kinda woman when in reality she is more of the"Flava of Love" variety. I bet other skanks want to dent her frame because she is making Skankdom look bad. She must not have friends to tell her this ain't a good idea. I would love to see this case on Judge Mathis.

As for John - the fact he pretty much said "Reveal this garden tool's real name!" shows he might not be one to keep pushing. Glad the suit was dropped against ya! I bet you don't play - and hats off to mom for getting the ring back without you having to be there. Mama would have probably snatched a knot in her butt so you would not have to. The sacrifices mothers make for their children...

Kevin - well. Stick to being just a yoga instructor and stop trying to mix business with pleasure. As the yoga instructor from "Couple's Retreat said "Boom!"

David Chase said...

This is a new low. 1) She gets the ring 2) She withholds the cocoa 3) During vacay cocoa she says wrong name 4) She tries to play it off 5) She gets caught 6) She won't go away 7) She wants to get paid for #1-6
I see why John wanted to add some names to the drop squad list

JohnKinPDX said...

Thanks sis

JohnKinPDX said...

I approve and cosign.

JohnKinPDX said...

My case hasn't been in front of a judge yet.

JohnKinPDX said...

Chele offered to deploy the female Bougie Drop Squad on my behalf. Let me see how this court date turns out. I told her to keep that Bougenifica outfit on standby.

OneChele said...

*fist bump* for the Hollywood Shuffle reference

OneChele said...

That's very evolved of you. I'd still be ready to snatch out weaves in the street.

OneChele said...

You already know I'm stealing "skankalicious," right?

OneChele said...

This was my point -she does realize that going to court will just put HER business into the public record?!

OneChele said...

Get an extra shot.

OneChele said...

They are but shame on the people who bring them anyway.

Jason P said...

I was just about to ask if BnB had a Female Justice League to handle this kind of foolery.

MelaninEnriched said...

I don't even know what to say about this post. I've never heard of such tomfoolery in my life!

L.P. said...

Wow... This chick should teach a class in Goldigging 401 - The Next Level!! I mean her gutso is so shameless, I can't help but admire her bravery. Are.you.kidding.me? Lol!

John sure dodged a bullet. *smh*

Grace said...

This is one treacherous azz heffa. Women like her Make. Me. Sick!
*starts a small fire in her trashcan in protest*

thinklikeRiley said...

Riley don't hit women.
Da minute I change my mind on dat, Tracey gettin' some.

blackprofessor said...

John, I am so sorry that you had to deal with this hoe and her ish. I hope that you don't give up on women and that you find a woman who will appreciate you.

To the issue at hand, I know you got some relatives that you only see at every other family reunion because they put the fun in "dysfunctional" and the had in "shady". It is time to get them on the scene for a quick, beatdown with this skank. I am all for class, bougieness and professionalism but sometimes folks have to be put in their place. If you don't have any relatives like that, let me know. I got a lotta relatives like that so mine can be for hire!

Natasha Hunter said...

I'm just in shock. Anything that could be said has been said and John? Mr.? Sir? Please, please take the time to heal from this and don't become a bitter black man, be a better black man. While you probably have more reason to than most that do, I don't want that for you or the right woman that'll surely come along when the time is right. Be blessed and we're rooting for you!

CreoleSoul said...

ROFL @ "lost revenue"

Yeah, delusional doesn't BEGIN to describe this dummy.

blackprofessor said...

Thank you soror!

soldier said...

Very valiant of you Sir.
Would you mind if I joined OneChele in 'snatching out weaves in the street'? it would be my first time and I've really been looking forward to it.

William Martin said...

What are the chances that the ladies of BnB will don the crime-fighting gear and take pictures? Just asking.

William Martin said...

Wow - some people think highly of themselves - Three Million?!

OneChele said...

O___O - No YouTube.

OneChele said...

Yes. Jesus and a swift kick to the hindparts.

Shondriette said...

I'm so stunned I can barely type. John, I'm so sorry that you are enduring this drama but you are so blessed to have dodged that bullet. Good luck in finding true love that lasts. *prayers & hugs*

Tracey needs extensive therapy and possibly psychotropic meds. I'm flabbergasted that she has the unmitigated gall to take folks to court as a result of her whorish antics. She MUST have an undiagnosed personality disorder to be so epically narcissistic.

Tracey's lawyer needs to be reported to bar counsel for violation of the professional rules of responsibility due to the filing of frivolous lawsuits...shame, shame, shame!

Shondriette said...

The trashcan fire made me giggle!

JaymeC said...

On a serious note, Tracey sounds troubled. Serious narcissistic tendencies, delusional, inappropriate sense of self, use of sex as an emotional weapon. Always a victim. This goes beyond ratchetassness avenue and straight down pathology lane.

Leon X said...

*Writing a thousand times on a wall* I will not start referencing Hollywood Shuffle.

OneChele said...

Tracey is enough to turn a pacifist into a pugilist!

OneChele said...

I wonder what the real story with that gym is as well. Any half decent layer would tell them this case is pure shiggity, unless as you say they have a history of employees getting a little too hands on with the clients.

OneChele said...

Complete waste of the court's time!

Reecie said...

well I'll be damned. that's all I've got.

Angela said...

I'm sorry, John. In today's society is it really any wonder that kids don't want to be held accountable when "adults" are setting this kind of example? There used to be a time when addults accepted the consequences of their actions. They had neither a sense of entitlement nor a victim mentality.

Kip D said...

John, I've got advice from the book of Ghostface: Girl Cousins!

Angela said...

*adults*

maureen palmer said...

Please say it ain't so. Sorry John. It's a shame a judge will have to sit through this when are they are serious cases that should be heard.
I guess Tracey has been keeping up with the headlines; she pulled Tiger Wood's mistresses tricks.
Wow we have become such a litigious soceity.

OneChele said...

As a matter of fact, if they made this an episode of L&O and Tracey made it through the episode alive - I would be hot!

maureen palmer said...

I'm pacifist too, but this shiggity here is too much. Like NATO, I will come to keep peace, but if need be, scud missiles will be shot. I feel my inner Pam Grier is brewing.

FreeBlackMan said...

If this ain't g**damn shame. Man trying to give her everything, she throws it way and then tries to get paid?
This right here is how brothers get bitter.

OneChele said...

The fact that she asked for a single damn penny is crazy.

OneChele said...

*snickers*

OneChele said...

On life support at the very least.

rozb said...

To paraphrase Wayne Brady: Is RozB gonna have to choke a B!#@h? I am not normally violent, and I do not advocate hitting women, but this right here is good for a scissor kick to the back of her head for real!

I thought it was your case that got dismissed. Well - I think it will still get dismissed just from the ratchedness alone.

As for her lawyer? We have a shady one here in Va. - Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley. Even he would have laughed her azz out of his office.

Woooosaaaaaahhhhhh! Now go and have some fun in life, and don't let this really sad excuse for a woman discourage you from finding someone worthy of attention, respect, and love.

maureen palmer said...

Sign me up. I was suppose to be in Oregon later in the year. At this rate I can move travel dates up:-)

Keep your head up. I heard a famous quote that says " when e/thing seems to be going against you, remember that the ariplanes takes off against the wind not with it."

OneChele said...

I call shotgun.

rozb said...

Judge Judy would have her crying on the floor in a skanktastic heap!

OneChele said...

But what I'd like to know is how we intervene with victims of Narcissist Nation? How do we get John (and others like him) healed up and ready for someone better?

OneChele said...

Short and to the point, I like it.

rozb said...

Will - too many hours in the ER?

JojoRaze said...

I'm glad you are taking some responsibility for not seeing who this woman was. That is a great sign of your maturity and I wish you the utmost happiness and success in finding a mate that isn't a narcissist. It takes a LOT to get Chele to want to snatch a chick's weave and what your ex-fiance has done is infuriating on so many levels. She cheated and is suing you??!! She can file this crap in a court of law and not be laughed out of court?? No wonder some folks want tort reform-this mess is ridiculous.

rozb said...

If it walks like a skank, and puts her knees behind her ears, like a skank, well...I'm just sayin'

Penny said...

I am having a slow day at work, and I have been just about crying at the offers for relatives that Bougie Folk normally keep on the sidelines to provide Tracey with a little correction. Those folk, the Drop Squad, 'hood folk in Portland (two miles away from Granolaville-thanks Tiffany in Houston), etc. are simply cracking me up. You can't make this stuff up.

BrendaKay said...

So instead of taking some much needed to time to work on her lack of morals, her lack of dignity, her inability to tell the truth and accept responsibility for her own actions, and most importantly, discovering a spiritual center in her life. Tracey instead engages a lawyer to sue everyone, but herself...

It's this sort of frivolousness stupidity that continues to make a mockery of the American legal system. And forces people like John to go damn near broke defending themselves against stuff that shouldn't even see the front door of a courthouse.

John, you are in our thoughts and prayers.

rozb said...

The REAL definition of beating the brakes off somebody! Ha!

JohnKinPDX said...

Thanks BrendaKay - that's nicely said.

JohnKinPDX said...

Ghostface as Gospel - nice!

C Nelson said...

Somebody should have told Tracey that truth is an absolute defense in US defamation cases. John has nothing to worry about, since her attempted suit against Kevin proves the truth of John's claims. (And this is why we do things in the correct order when we are not narcissistic idiots.) Her lawyer -- please, do tell us who he is -- should be whipped. (And then he should be waiting for the misrepresentation claims from Tracey after her gambits fail.)

John, may I suggest that you present yourself for some counseling? To quote someone, "your picker is broken." You want to work on that before you meet a smarter version of Tracey.

I've got nothing to say to Kevin, at all. Dogs lick vomit when they can, and that's all there is to it.

BrendaKay said...

You would think that as whorishly rank as Tracey has conducted herself ~ she would be ashamed that ANYONE would know the details of this situation. But Tracey obviously doesn't have even a micro-shred of dignity or pride.

soldier said...

Whilst I'm still aghast at her audacity, I'm curious, have you seen her since the split?.
Could this be some rouse just to see you? to get some glimmer of attention from you?.
Is this her way of 'fighting for you'?. i.e. I'll make you go broke trying to get rid of me?

And do people who lose court cases have to pay ALL costs? (when they bring frivolous cases against another person?)

Shondriette said...

She has me ready to break out my DSM-IV! It's amazing that she was able to hide her crazy from John for so long.

rozb said...

Shiggity can make you lose all cool and just commence to whupping someone's butt!

Mony_Mony said...

"And do people who lose court cases have to pay ALL costs? (when they bring frivolous cases against another person?) "

It depends on the state and court, but often it's at the judge's discretion.

AndreaPlaid said...

Just wow...my eyebrows are in the back of my head after reading this post. John, I'm so sorry that you're dealing with this. I co-sign with the other commenters and 1) have you in my thoughts as you heal from this and 2) keep ya head up as you go through this.

As for Tracey--'cause I'm trying to keep it bougie--all I'm going to say is that heffa's gotta whole lotta chuzpah. Hmph!

::crosses arms, gives gasface::

CaliGirlED said...

I would say we can roll Three The Hard Way, but I know more sistahs here in BougieLand will jump in on this one!

taut_7 said...

see i blame the court systems for even entertaining this mess. its obvious she's not playing with a full deck and the fact that a judge in his sound mind would actully listen to this bullspit just baffles my mind. i feel sorry for dude. he had to see some hint of crazy in her though.

Srta. Lurksalot said...

I read this earlier, and I know I'm supposed to be lurking and all but I. CAN'T. RESIST.

Chele, quit playin'! You and John made this up. I REFUSE to believe this trifflin' ish really happened.

Nah. Matter of fact, thinking 'bout that post you made about a "hypothetical" BnB T.V. show, this ain't nothing more than a pilot episode you throwing out. Using your BnB crowd to test the reception so you can get a feel for the viewership potential.

I'm on to you.

CaliGirlED said...

That's cool I'll sit in the back!

CaliGirlED said...

Not even a movie/tv show!!!

JohnKinPDX said...

I have seen her. My fam was all "get closure, John" so I met her at a restaurant, said what I had to say and rolled out. Didn't hear another word from her until I got the papers from the attorney.

Vonne716 said...

I think this is one of those times where John needs to reach out to his cousin Pookie & Ray-Ray's little sister to handle this person (I can't even call her a woman). This is definitely madness!

RR

Jazzy Jazz said...

No youtube, no cameras. We handle this in the middle of the night - all black ensemble with purple shoes.

JaymeC said...

Sounds cliche but time, talking it out, and being treated well are the best way to move past it. Of course, if old girl keeps dredging up nonsense... it's going to take just that much longer.

rozb said...

I'll hold the skank's "erms"...

Sarah said...

Wow. There isn't much I can say that hasn't already been said. I just wanted to add in my apologies to John on behalf of womanhood to for this Idiot's behavior. This is way past any notion of reasonableness. I wouldn't beat yourself up too much for having missed the flaws in her character. Seriously, some people are really good at hiding who they really are and who in their right mind would dream up such a scenario? The trouble now is that having lived this scenario it maybe be hard to put it out of your mind when you meet somebody new. I've spent the last couple of years trying to figure out why I didn't pick up on the signals that my last boyfriend was a bully and borderline or actually abusive. I have noticed that it comes in waves. I think I'm done thinking about it and then it is back. I think if you can afford it that seeking advice from a professional would be a good idea. If I had it to do over, that is what I would do. In any case, you are in my thoughts and I hope everything works out.

Leon X said...

This comment is like ziti.

CaliGirlED said...

Dr. Martin are you trying to get us caught? No evidence Sir! LOL

CaliGirlED said...

Aw John you are so sweet! Future reference, though I hope you never need it, when you're done with skankalicious people there is no meeting up after to discuss anything. When the movers closed up the boxes containing her belongings, that was closure!

Foxy Brown said...

imma say this and leave it alone....i used to carry a razor blade in my mouth. call me at 1.888.cuta.hoe

Brneyed1 said...

No, no HELL NO!! WHERE is the sign-up sheet for the #&$@! drop squad cuz I want in for this heifer AND her triflin' lawyer. *dabbing on camo face paint while searching for steel-toed boots*

Brneyed1 said...

Purple steel-toed pumps....I can work with that. A lot cuter than the boots I was lacing up...

Brneyed1 said...

Hell, I've only been middle class & professional for a hot minute. I can shape-change back to 'hood' in a heartbeat. I'd do this one gratis!!

Yofabulous said...

What kind of fresh hell is this business? Add me to the squad...

diamond life said...

Um Um. Um.
Next time someone asks me where have all the good men gone, I'm going to say "Tracey's ass ruined 'em for the rest of us!"

JohnKinPDX said...

I did want to take a minute and thank everybody for the comments and well wishes. I'll let you know how it works out. Appreciate the group therapy!

OneChele said...

Trying to figure out how my website became an army of militants - LOL! Moral to this story - don't cross a good bougie brother!

So Ladies, await my signal. Get your purple pumps/boots/azz kickin shoes on. Scanning the comments, it appears we are appropriately strapped up. Project Code-Named ONoSheDidnt is ready to go. :-)

GrownAzzMan said...

*Dressed in black prepared to drive Chele's getaway car*

GrownAzzMan said...

"What the f*cking hell?????"

Says it all...

GrownAzzMan said...

So good he made it a whole album, "Here My Dear"

GrownAzzMan said...

Dead @ "skanktastic"

OneChele said...

Not 888.cuta.hoe! *makes sign of the Cross and backs away laughing*

GrownAzzMan said...

Sometimes the best closure is closing and locking the door at your end of the hallway. SMH!

Mykeia said...

" I know PDX is all crunchy granola and shit, but even Portland got a hood."---Dead
I am in PDX, no REAL hoods here, just some undesireable areas...but there are some women here that are not sooo refined as the ladies on BnB...just sayin' he could find them if he needs to.

Iced_Coffee_Sweet_Tea_Diva said...

Judge Marilyn Milian would have to ask her "In what world do you think that you are worth 3 MILLION dollars because you decided to cheat on your fiancee?" Then she would drop some of grandma's Cuban pearls of wisdom on Miss Thing, give her a stern lecture, assess damages to John, then stand up and tell Thing, "And on your claim for damages, *holds fingers up to forehead in a circle* - ZERO!" Slam gavel, adjust the shoulder pads in her robe and stride off the bench.

Iced_Coffee_Sweet_Tea_Diva said...

*DEAD* Nudges CaliGirlED to move over!!

NY2VA said...

I usually don't post this late, but yeah... I'm all for doing a www.ridedownthere.com move on this heifer. I've got purple hoodies and dickies to go with the purple boots. E-mail me everyone's sizes. I have a wholesale hookup. LOL... but not really... this chick got me tight.

J B said...

...wishing this court date was in So Cal. I'd go, just to be an "objective reporter"...

BrendaKay said...

While the rest of you Ladies are getting your boots and heels on, I'm bringing two softballs. Every summer I play ladies fast pitch. So if that heifer Tracey takes off running, she isn't getting more than 15 or 20 feet before I'm dropping her a**. :-)

NY2VA said...

X__X

DEAD!

Iced_Coffee_Sweet_Tea_Diva said...

"If it walks like a skank, and puts her knees behind her ears, like a skank, well...I'm just sayin' " *Almost screamed on conference call while reading @rozb!!*

digital eve said...

OMFG!!! I'm not keeping it bouge today! OK here's the plan: add me to the squad, and I will bring some rope. We will hang her from a skyscraper and let her fly a little too close to the bottom over and over again while we school her on the art of being a lady until she understands the concept of personal.responsibility and misplaced.anger...then we will tattoo her forehead with #Skankfail and keep her away from the general population for the next fifty years!!

John do come back and let us know how this goes. It will get thrown out of court and if it doesn't send me a picture of her dumbazz. I'm going to get things ready in the meantime...

*exits post. Enters garage. Looking for rope*

OneChele said...

iQuit. Y'all got BrendaKay dropping folks at 20 paces. *logs off for the night*

Brneyed1 said...

*scans the sky for a fist holding a purple pump*

JJ Fad said...

His attorney can request attorney's fees in open court for being forced to defend this hot mess of a lawsuit. She has no legal reason to bring this lawsuit. The attorney representing her should be reported to the local bar association.

JojoRaze said...

You are definitely a "People's Court" watcher. Ms. Milian would do everything you just said. Spielberg couldn't write it better!

Steve said...

I'm late as hell to this particular party but like Wil said below - I would pay to see the BnB Female Drop Squad in action. Listen ladies, I gotcha bail $$$. I'm that guy. Sit back in the cut with the digicam and if need be, come up with the bail. I promise to split the proceeds from the DVD sales of "When Bougie Attacks" with ev'body. Well, at least with Chele.

JojoRaze said...

You are definitely a "People's Court" watcher. Ms. Milian would do everything you just said. Spielberg couldn't write it better!

Steve said...

Oh and John - Youse Free Now. Ain't nuthin' more old girl can do to you.

JJ Fad said...

People can bring any type of lawsuit they want. The clerks just work at the courthouse, they have no idea whether the suit is valid. Until a judge has a chance to hear it, usually several months later, no one knows if it is crap or not

Foxy Brown said...

i'm just sayin...i wasn't always saved.

Joycelyn Curry said...

Let me break down the LACK of legal claims:

1. There is no defamation--she is a hoe who cheated on the eve of her wedding date and not only got caught but cold busted.; NO CASE!
2. There is no lost revenue because she is the "but for" cause of the alleged lost revenue; NO CASE!
3. She breached the contract: NO CASE!
4. She is the cause of the emotional distress she suffered; NO CASE!
5. Falling for game of a "trainer" (did she actually lose any damn weight) does not a lawsuit make

Tracey needs to say a prayer and attempt to find some shame about this situation so she can sit the hell down. The lawyer who took this case must have really needed to pay some bills, he/she is looking at a bar complaint and possibly an award of attorney's fees if the judge finds that the frivolous mess should never have been filed. I have been awarded legal fees before and for less than this bullshit of a case. Good luck and Godspeed John. Luckily you did not marry her. Sometimes God has to do something drastic to get your attention but thank goodness you were listening.

Nickoletta80 said...

Shut. The. Front. Door. Y'all just don't know HOW MANY TIMES I had to read this!
for real? For Real? FOR REAL? I can't deal!

Iced_Coffee_Sweet_Tea_Diva said...

There is no end to new versions of dumb*uckery! What kind of bad drugs has she been using? This woman is too trifling to study at www.how2be _a_ho.com, and she files cases for damages?? Ho 101: How not to get caught. Ho 202: When you get caught (because you didn't John, I hope that you have a shark for a lawyer who will 'enlighten the court as to her true character' / hang her dirty laundry up all over the courthouse. Don't even think about discretion with this trick; just make sure that you sprinkle flea powder in a solid square around the plaintiff's table!

Iced_Coffee_Sweet_Tea_Diva said...

What the counselor said!

Only the Tall said...

love your comment! I'm all for doing a www.catchhergettingoutheroutcaratnight.com move, she clearly needs a good ole-fashioned 'you know what'. The judicial system is a travesty. That you can actually bring some crap like this to a court of law is a shame and a travesty. John, I'll pray you and that's real.

Only the Tall said...

I'm meant: www.catchhergettingoutofhercar.com Got me riled up in here over this mess! LOL!

Only the Tall said...

Amen! I mean, look at Basketball "Wives". These women are hookers, plain and simple, except they hook on primetime.

Jessica said...

What an interesting post..although as a [fairly recent] attorney I can honestly say that i've heard worst stories! Too bad this didn't happen where I'm licensed so I could join the Bougie Brigade as a non-violent participant, lol!

Jade Star said...

Whooo1 I bet he's GLAD he missed that bullet. Not only is she a hoe, she's a mean vindictive hoe! Sista girl needs to just take the L, realize she fugged up and do better in life.

These moments is when you need your ghetto cuzins from the bad side of town to do a random ass whooping. Wait till they're leaving work and just JUMP them! Memos'll be going out at work about random ass whoopings taking place outside the building.

Shakera868 said...

I'm sure this has already ready been said but let it be said again...
John dodged a HUGE bullet!
Regarding the lawsuits, that chick has some brass ones!

CorettaJG said...

I concur!

JohnKinPDX said...

Ouch bruh. I went with that line from Hollywood Shuffle - "Hoes gotta eat too."

LMAO said...

LMAO! you can't even make this up.

TheMochaBellefromATL said...

Just a few words: This Hoe Needs to get a handle on her scandal and her muthafuggin life. What a loser! LMAO!!!

Den said...

John, you dodged a bullet! say Praise de Lawd, and don't look back. When she realises she is going to lose her court case she is going to try and seduce you back on the marriage track.
1. Don't sleep with her, she got fleas!
2. If you do sleep with her, bring your own condoms and wear three!
3. Don't let this put you off all the decent woman out there.

Stank_0 said...

Someone said it before but when did folks STOP being ashamed! For really real!

I'm a bit hard-headed some (ok alot) of the time, but you gotta know when you've been bested. John, bruh ya mama nem, her church, and the deaconesses nem was prayin for you! Divine Providence has smiled upon you!

Take a trip and get your unified self together.

Alvin Milton said...

Fashionably late to say 3 words.

Frivolous
Triflin'
Scary

keishabrown said...

o____O
cuz i have NO words.

One Chele said...

I'd thought about this too. But, whatever he ignored, $20k is a pretty hefty price to pay for it, on top of this foolishness.

It is my theory that crazy, skanky, and trifling women are better at playing the game. They know a meal ticket good dude when they see one, and they play the role appropriately. Good women go through the angst of wondering if he is the right one, if she is ready, if they are really compatible.

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